This might be my favorite graphic of all time.

I have coveted Luis Arraez for years and the Phillies just traded for him. .324 batting average 🥹

“I’ll play for your team under one condition… you rebrand as the Giants.”

Had a dream last night where I was about to go back in time to the 1950s and the only note I made for myself was to not mention the Super Bowl because it hadn’t been invented yet. 🧠

Sometimes I forget that we live in the equine section of the city

I hate the email that I get every time I pay my gas bill. Dude looks like Jeremy Piven and needs a YT tutorial to set his thermostat.

Pretty weird to see Marlins Man at an actual Marlins game.

I have a bad cold, which means my Harvey Fierstein impersonation is off the charts right now.

Just watched Obsession. As the credits rolled, @milfparade.bsky.social said, “That was cute.”

Pavement at The Dell. Very fun! Much better than the first reunion tour!

Just saw LeBron touring the rowhome for sale across the street from us. Welcome to Roxborough, King!

Strong possibility that the Sixers make it past the second round of the playoffs this year.

🤗🤗🤗

Tricia got me a book that was literally born yesterday.

Phillies bad. Ohtani good (he was 0-2 when I left).

What the hell were the Phillies doing there.

It’s so funny that the World Cup Final was held at a terrible stadium next to a weird mall in New Jersey (a nice state).

Just watched this. About ten minutes in, I told Tricia that it was like a video game that she would love and I would hate. Had no idea it was based on a video game. Not bad though!

Is that part of The Odyssey where that guy falls off a roof and dies and then Odysseus and the boys go to Hades and they’re all like, “Yo! How the hell did you beat us here?!” And the guy is like, “Oh shit this is so embarrassing for you but I died and you all didn’t even notice!” in the movie?

Pearlman has always been a loser. I used to call him out on creepy weird shit on Twitter and he would almost always immediately cave and delete the posts. He has a lot of stories about players not liking him because he’s very unlikable.

Velodus✨@velodus.bsky.social · 3w ago

All right guys, I would love your assistance. I've posted a 10-minute video recapping the extent to which Jeff Pearlman's Ruben Rivera video plagiarizes the visuals from my own video on him from 2021. There are 23 instances in which his editor lifted from me, and you can see them all in this.

Learned a new song today. Hope you all like it.

Just placed a bet on Kalshi that the AQI will hit 210 before 6pm. Wish me luck!!! 🤑🤑🤑

I know I’m very late here but this movie is great. More than a few scenes REALLY cracked me up and some of the visuals are so absurd it’s like they were ripped from my dreams.

Meet Reed Weiner, the 17-year-old who was booed at the HR Derby last night. He's from Lower Merion and just graduated from Harriton High School. He loved the boos. “I think it’s an honor, to be honest," he said. "When I go to Phillies games, I’ll boo everyone.” www.inquirer.com/phillies/kid...

This 17-year-old from Lower Merion was booed during the Home Run Derby. He called it ‘an honor’

Reed Weiner couldn’t come up with a running catch in the outfield on a ball hit in the Derby and heard about it from the crowd. It was all good, he said. He does the same when he’s a fan.

inquirer.com

Steve Carlton has had enough!

Jordan Walker is carrying my fantasy team this year so I’m not even mad. 🤣

That was really fun.