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Bullet farmer (from the bullet farm). Law-adjacent. Philly

We have been using a popular meal ingredient delivery service for over a decade which is why I was slow to react to their nosedive in quality after they got bought by private equity, but if you slap the food out of my mouth again and again for long enough, I start to get annoyed!

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*If* this goes to kicks, I'm told there will be a short break during which fans at the stadium and at home will be treated to "A Tribute to Johnny Dangerously" with special guest Joe Piscopo.

Most of the people I talk to on the phone at my job are in federal prison. You feel like a real asshole when you small-talk complain about the weather to a guy in a penitentiary. “It’s too hot outside” I say to a guy who is at minimum 16 months away from meaningfully experiencing outside

A document type I’ve never noticed before popped up in district court as an option - Notice re: Certificate of Non-Use of Generative AI. I do not know what it is and haven’t seen a judge ask for it yet but perhaps some judges are mandating no GenAI-drafted filings? 👀

I heard a reference to the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting and it took me a moment to place it. Like it was three months ago and nobody talks about it, just another dude trying to kill that guy lol

Currently engaged in mortal administrative assistant combat with somebody at a prison. I responded to her pitiful attempts to discourage me with some very pointed markup highlights on the institution’s policies, but I am prepared to escalate up to global thermonuclear war if necessary

If you enjoyed Widow’s Bay (as I did), please consider reading: HEX or DARKER DAYS by Thomas Olde Heuvelt BURIAL TIDE by Neil Sharpson THE SEPTEMBER HOUSE by Carissa Orlando Thank you for your attention to this matter!