my amazing digital balls have a phantom itch. can't have [&$#!] in the circus man
jaaaaaax
@balutbastard.bsky.social
just a plaything. | RP | 21+ mun, mdni. icon– gooseworx header– https://www.tumblr.com/sunnybugster/817895845185961984/i-have-work-tomorrow-but-i-cant-stop-thinking?source=share
i'm gonna be honest I didn't hear a thing kaufmo said before he abstracted his fat but jiggling as he walked away distracted me
“ I AM funny! But that's not all I am. We're real people, Ragsy! Do you think we should limit ourselves to simple archetypes? Seriously? Totally not cool... ” She feigns a dramatic sigh, leaning against Ragatha. “ Oh, you wound me so..! ”
⋆.𐙚 ̊ 𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗔. 𓍼@ragdolled.bsky.social · 4mo agoall the people to expect to experiment, it would be you, hahah!" Grinning, she tilts her head. "I thought your brand was being funny, anyways? Switching that up, too?"
“ Whaaat? can't a girl experiment a little? ” As she says this, she places a hand on Ragatha's shoulder, her eyes half-lidded. “ Besiiides, you know me. Always switching things up! It's practically my brand. ”
⋆.𐙚 ̊ 𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗔. 𓍼@ragdolled.bsky.social · 4mo agoBlinking in surprise, shoulders go tense for a moment before she breathes in, and then out. Relax. With a small grin, she turns, hands on hips as an eyebrow raises. "'Ragsy-poo'? I thought we were going with 'Raga - doll'? Switching up on me already?"
➷ 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙞𝙭𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝗽𝗶𝗲. 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚.
[ Her eyes get big and a huge stupid smile spreads across her face. ] Iiiiis thaaat my Ragsy-poo I see!!!!
it's ok. i have so much to teach you still. next we're going over 4chan slang
♚ ┊ 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥⭑.ᐟ@deadwiferag.bsky.social · 4mo agoyou are saying so many things to me right now so i am going to continue nodding and put a comforting hand on your shoulder okay
kinger. kinger!! you have NO idea how hard school was. every day. EVERY. DAY. LEEROY JENKINS.
♚ ┊ 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥⭑.ᐟ@deadwiferag.bsky.social · 4mo agoi am so sorry
honestly the emotional abuse wasn't even that bad naming me leeroy was the worst thing my mom ever did
||; btw my @ is meant to imply that my jax is filipina so i kind of called it (balut ☝️ is a food from the philippines made from an egg)
[ as she's being beaten and bloodied, she grabs onto the others face, half-lided eyes staring upwards. ] do you trust me?
⠀𝓁ost girl.@roadkillere.bsky.social · 4mo ago⠀ ( Hitting her with the crowbar. does she ever shut up? . . . ) ⠀
is that a crowbar in your pants or are you just happy to see wittle ol me?
[ goes completely limp and collapses onto the ground ]
⠀𝓁ost girl.@roadkillere.bsky.social · 4mo ago⠀ ( immediately cocking the gun & shooting her. ) ⠀
||; my jax HAS read homestuck and her favorite character was caliborn. anyways moving on
Oooo, gun play?? wanna see how many shafts i can fit in my mouth, too?
oooooh, pillow talk? in front of EVERY body? naughty, naughty!
nullsy baby why don't you look at me when we make love anymore 💔
⠀ you know who ELSE pushed pushed her best friend to suicide? ⠀
jaaaaaax@balutbastard.bsky.social · 4mo ago[ She gently places her hand upon a door, eyes getting big as she hones in on the large red cross over the portrait. ] . . . It was my fault. I pushed you away.. I didn't even get to–... [ A single tear drops from her eye as she grips her arms allowing a single sob to echo throughout the hall... ]
[ She gently places her hand upon a door, eyes getting big as she hones in on the large red cross over the portrait. ] . . . It was my fault. I pushed you away.. I didn't even get to–... [ A single tear drops from her eye as she grips her arms allowing a single sob to echo throughout the hall... ]
so sad. siiigh, i'm practically crying over your misfortune.
⠀𝓁ost girl.@roadkillere.bsky.social · 4mo ago⠀ i just get so trigger happy with em. ⠀