โท ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐๐ช๐ก ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฒ. ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐, ๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ช๐จ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐.
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@deadwiferag.bsky.social
๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐น๐น๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐, ๐๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐๐ถ๐ณ๐๐น ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ, ๐'๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ , @reddifewag.bsky.social. โ ๐ฃฏ
// im working on a ragatha layout rn
i just heard something like dreaded boss music. i think i'm in danger.
it's ok. i have so much to teach you still. next we're going over 4chan slang
you are saying so many things to me right now so i am going to continue nodding and put a comforting hand on your shoulder okay
KA-SIGH... so, so cruel... bandaged heart emoji
kids can be very, very mean. [ nodding along, sad, sad eyes. ] ( what does leeroy jenkins mean, again? )
kinger. kinger!! you have NO idea how hard school was. every day. EVERY. DAY. LEEROY JENKINS.
Staring, contemplatively, into the distance. Hands clasp together as he does so, sitting upon a random chair. Everything is so much . . / more /, now.
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
mmmy wife is home ( ๐ฅน )
โท ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ผ๐, ๐น๐ถ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐ฑ๐ผ. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐'๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ฉ, ๐'๐บ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฎ๐.
[ Humming to himself. Setting up another pillow fort. Comfort . . ( ๐ญ ) ]
// brb quick dairy queen trip
[ you're putting a LOT of faith in his memory. ] transformers . . that's . . toys. ( ๐ญ ) . . OOOOOOOOH! oh! ooooooooh. . . HAHAHAAH!
they . . hm. . . what towers? [ squinting behind the glasses, scratching his head. ] why would they even do that. was it part of the adventure?
huh . . yeah . . uh - huh . . [ turns to pomni, ] ( i don't get it. )
Oh! [ As if a little disappointed at there being no random monster. He spins back around, eyes squinting in a smile. ] Why wouldn't I learn the name of the bull I'm riding? Y'know, he was very polite, he โ . . . . I think he was very polite? Hrm.
Sorry, sorry-- Didn't...mean to scare you. [There's no monster, Jax coughs.] I just. . . was a little surprised. You-- learned his name?
[ floating hand instinctively falling upon the head of pomni, as if trying to comfort her despite his wandering mind. ] but the sheriff sure was touchy . . said there 'wasn't enough room for both of us' in the middle of a wide open town. ( ๐ญ )