MyLastSoberDuck
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NO MEANS NO! NO messages unless from close friends. Mentions of “Bitcoin” or the equivalent will get you blocked. No Solicitors. Telling me of your love for Jesus will get you nowhere. Possession of ducks, otters, or baby goats a +, possibly mandatory.
After all these years why do y'all keep publishing his bald face lies with no context that he is lying?
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
BREAKING: after the Tate brothers’ lawyer had to expose their wealth as fake to prove they’re not a flight risk, a judge has DENIED their release pending extradition anyhow. So now we know their fake rich and they have to stay in jail anyhow HAAAAHAHA www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Tate brothers lose bid for release from US jail pending extradition
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate lost their bid for release from a Miami jail on Wednesday as they contest extradition to Britain, where they are wanted on rape charges.
reuters.com
remember the *GOP* death panels accusations? Well here they are
Anyone telling Canada to stop the tariffs, you have no idea what is going on! We have been threatened non stop since 2024 from this little bitch in the Whitehouse & we will not submit to his mob style tactics to bow down. We are done being quiet, we hold grudges like nobodys business. #GlovesOff🍁
Fun leopard fact: faces don't have screwworms, cyclosporiasis or salmonella
Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
Maybe “nobody saw you there” because you weren’t fucking there.
Trump Melts Down Over 9/11 Because “Nobody Saw Him There”
Dear Humans,
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Trump got Community Noted again on Twitter for his heroic, 9/11 bullshit story.
New Gallup polling finds that 71% of Americans approve of labor unions and 56 million Americans would join a union tomrorow if they could. We are witnessing a historic rebirth of worker power. If you want a better life for you and your children, join or support a union.
Unions are extremely popular: 56 million workers would join a union if they could
New Gallup polling finds that 71% of people in the U.S. approve of unions, continuing the highest period of favorability in over 60 years. This coincides with the greatest number of workers represente...
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Mark Maxwell of KSDK News says "A federal judge (Trump appointee) has ordered Missouri to use the NEW map for November, 7 minutes before the 5pm ballot deadline, hours after Kavanaugh declined to do the same. Hoskins is now under 2 opposite injunctions. Appeal expected within hours.
Welp.
This lying piece of shit claims he was at point zero 9/11. Lies, after lies, after lies. Some of you voted for this lying buffoon. Is this what you wanted? Be honest, if you can. He disgusts me. 
“There I was…in…the Congo….things were looking grim as the Hottentotts slowly but inexorably whittled our small troop away. I took a spear in the ankle and struggled to rise, when Breaker Morant took me by one arm and motioned to Audie Murphy to grab the other, as I fought to…”
Fact: anywhere acts of bravery have ever taken place, Donald Trump was not there.
Breaking: Witkoff and Kushner fly out. The missiles fly in. Two dead in Kyiv. Seven wounded. Before the plane even cleared Ukrainian airspace. That’s not diplomacy. That’s a photo op with a body count.
NEWS: Canada’s retaliatory tariffs against the United States are now officially in effect, hitting $20 BILLION worth of American imports with tariffs ranging from 15% to 50%. The new tariffs target U.S. steel, dairy, appliances, agricultural equipment, electronics, and more.
“No, I’m sorry, your realtor is tied up at the moment. Would you like to leave a message so he can call you back with a fresh batch of slurs and insults?” tucson.com/news/local/a...
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
The international community has not said a peep following Israel's decision to wipe a Lebanese civilian town off the map yesterday.
Only the best.🙄🙄🙄 On Saturday, September 5th, The Spanish Fort Police Department in Alabama arrested Kent Blacklidge, a Special Agent with HSI on charges of rape, sodomy, sexual abuse & incest. He had been placed on administrative leave at the onset of the investigation. www.wdam.com/2026/09/06/s...