#maxxxine just healed me a little bit

#Pac memorial show in #Pittsburgh was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever been lucky enough to witness. A perfectly poignant display of emotional vulnerability from so many. Thank you, #AEW

y’all thought I was insufferable in the Dead Mom Club, well I just got promoted to Orphan Club

stay in yer booth, spit in yer cup

can we get together and just do this

please stop driving luxury cars for lyft and uber i do not know how to get into or out of them

sorry honey, Daddy Hall and Papa Oats are singing

piddlin ‘n ponderin

not sure if they remastered the Grinch or I just always needed glasses

so bouncing a baby is good parenting and shaking a baby is bad parenting at what velocity do we draw that line

This is where I skeet from.

Wrestling is better than the things you like

[me walking outside] WHO TURNED ON THE BIG LIGHT

House sparrows go completely silent and disappear from my yard whenever a hawk flies over. They don’t help the hawk. I wish US voters were as smart as birds.

passion fruit debris

in Linzess we trust 🙏🏼

N’YOU LISTEN HERE

32 year old me will be seeing Mayday Parade and I feel like 12 year old me would be so proud

I know a margarita hate to see me coming

friends 🖤

“… you better go get it”

Tylenol sponsoring the 4 nations face off is one of my favorite things

GEORGE “RIP ROODLE” MARTIN