Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

didnt she spend the last several months implying he was an antisemite

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 1h ago

A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…

“Does anyone know what to do?” Yes. Every time you are doing something imagine what Toussaint Louverture, Harriett Tubman, or Fidel Castro would do. Correct, download a sports betting app “just to see what's up” while peeing in the bath

the dumbest centrists on earth are gonna point at this and say "ahhhh!! he's right!! we should follow the direction of adolf hitler!!!!"

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 1h ago

“Great news for the Republican Party. El-Sayed, a Communist loser who hates Jews and Israel, is the projected winner in his race with the Socialist.”

i dont think he'd call it cislunar space

Third Wave Fremenist@oksettledown.bsky.social · 2h ago

let's lift material out of Earth's gravity well, throw it back down the Moon's gravity well, make stuff there, then lift it back out of the Moon's gravity well, to deliver back into Earth's gravity well? Or I suppose to stick around in cislunar space? Who are the customers there?

its called a run, dumbass

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2h ago

Big Walk 👍👍👍

do u think she's still gonna dream about israel

i havent really been following this primary that closely but i imagine most this can be chalked up to his name being abdul el-sayed

brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 11h ago

So El-Sayed is doing better with Black voters and worse with white voters than most people imagined? That’ll be fun for The Discourse.

Is she gonna stop doing that voice now you think

Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.

audio quality

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 13h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

i bet having the tendons ripped out of your hands and flattened by a clothes iron would feel good as fuck

i think spiderman could probably clear nappa and vegeta in the saiyan saga but idk if he could take on frieza

straight up extremely curious how they could even possibly do a new MCU magneto

tom scott is a 50 year old 20 something

spiderman is kinda like the american goku in the sense that he's kinda a universally beloved international comfort character

my review of the spiderman movie: spiderman good

keith david detected

vanoreo@vanoreo.bsky.social · 16h ago

new spiderman is about the male loneliness epidemic

new spiderman is about the male loneliness epidemic

Coworker is insisting the phrase “small potatoes” is from the new Spiderman movie

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 21h ago

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

if ur curious the real reason that's true about animals is because most of them prolapse their anuses when they shit

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 18h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

honestly a cosmically funny bit to start experiencing menopause during covid because you just happened to be around that age and immediately blame vaccines

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 23h ago

Cat Power is antivax

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

noticing that "content that meets the definition of harmful to minors" does not include missiles as far as our government is concerned

Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 2d ago

The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.

(guy psychoanalyzing donald trump) he hired all of these people from fox news, indicating that he is susceptible to forming parasocial relationships with figures in the media

white people love watching the masked singer and discovering that the guy who sang "livin on a prayer" in a horse costume was none other than adolf hitler