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I will manage the portland thorns to be the best team in the entire world. https://substack.com/@jaidenec
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, etc. #nwsl #baonpdx open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...
Takeaways: Denver 2, Portland 1
Taking a deep breath and looking at the bigger picture: The Thorns are doing Alright.
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It’s a SHALLOW GRAVE SUMMER at red rocks and everyone is invited to see @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Alex Morgan promoting draft kings. No amount of money should be worth this.
At some point the Seattle FO needs to have the balls to consider a coaching overall. Embarrassing #nwsl
Why do tsa agents look like I have three heads and am going to do something evil when I say that I don’t want to be biometrically scanned
If you watch today’s presser you’ll see me actively shelving books at the library. Someone please hire me so I can just write full time 👍👍👍👍👍
Unfortunately my raincoat is an iconic bright yellow which really classes with my awesome all black outfit but GO THORNS
Mood so high right now I don’t even care to say anything funny about our wunderkid loving Tate mccrae
NWSL@nwslsoccer.com · 5mo agoAlexa, play Tate McRae for Olivia Moultrie 🎶
New head coach Robert Villaham just said THE THORNS ARE A BIGGER INSTITUTION THAN THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUDSSS I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT that’s MY GAFFER #londonisred #baonpdx
“It’s Portland, it is one of those clubs you look at and say, ‘Wow,’” Robert Vilahamn is the new head coach of the Thorns. I spoke to the Swede and President/GM Jeff Agoos about the hire. #NWSL www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...
Portland Thorns hire ex-Tottenham manager Robert Vilahamn to usher in ‘new era’
Vilahamn takes over as head coach less than two weeks before the start of the 2026 NWSL season.
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the thorns finally have a coach! overall a solid hire with positive experience giving young players a boost to their international career, but a very lackluster tournament soccer resume gives me pause, particularly in the #nwsl. #baon open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...
The Thorns have a new coach! A brief look at Robert Villaham
A solid hire with one glaring issue..
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the thorns finally have a coach! overall a solid hire with positive experience giving young players a boost to their international career, but a very lackluster tournament soccer resume gives me pause, particularly in the #nwsl. #baon open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...
The Thorns have a new coach! A brief look at Robert Villaham
A solid hire with one glaring issue..
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THEEEE offical ranking of the #NWSL kits: come get your fashion advice from me! open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...
AN OFFICIAL RANKING OF THE 2026 NWSL KITS
The only ranking that matters: one by someone who has no fashion taste and makes most of their own clothes.
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I look horrible in pink so luckily you are all spared from me cursing another player
the Thorns were enjoyable to watch this weekend for once!! here are some more thoughts ~~~ #BAONPDX #NWSL substack.com/@jaidenec/no...
Here are my thoughts on yday's first preseason game ~~~~~ #baonpdx #nwsl open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...
Preseason takeaways: Thorns 1, ACFC 2
We got our first look at the 2026 version of the Thorns on Sunday as they battled Angel City at the Coachella Valley Invitation.
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We clearly look like this is our first game in months and are very rusty but imo that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Nwsl really needs you to peak in September anyway
Thorns should spend that Coffey money on one Hal Hershfelt. We need to up our aura and will do that exponentially with a baller w a sleeve
whoooooooo remembers when it was found out that Hayes follows Ian Miles Cheong and Vivek on X, the Everything App