my most serious opinion that sounds like a joke is that the shopping carts at costco should have turn signals and a horn
Murgatroyd
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sometimes i feel like i'm the only person on earth who hasn't lost their mind. people who haven't lost their minds are of course always saying shit like this
i fully expect Rat King to win first independent of my input, so i have instead dedicated to the Solomon cause. that being said, i'm now considering a tactical pivot to Baba now that Solomon appears to be the most likely second choice
Murgatroyd@baragodzilla.bsky.social · 2w agouhhh anyway Rat King > Solomon > Baba > Violet > Harrow > Deadman
uhhh anyway Rat King > Solomon > Baba > Violet > Harrow > Deadman
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
watching Synecdoche, New York and playing Outer Wilds in the same week to fuel a functional ouroboros of existential crisis
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
well-meaning ally at the dispensary asked if i wanted to change the name on file away from my deadname on a complete guess because i "seemed way too fruity to have that name" and i was so shocked all i could reply with was "Wow"
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
[forgetting the word for sleepover] we should have a sexless orgy
ok Earthbound kinda slaps i can see why every indie RPG copied their homework
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️@msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 2mo agothis has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
[walks into the room wearing T-Shirt that says "I ❤️ PSI Magnet Ω"] hey guys what's up
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
i like to pretend homestuck didn't have a lasting effect on me, but i think about "if you cant figure shit out by fucking around you dont belong near computers" basically any time i don't know how to do something on the computer
gamemaker was so intuitive for me and godot feels like coding a game in a video editor using lego bricks. thankful for everybody who made video tutorials to help me understand this mc escher bullshit
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
cats do not say "meow," they say "meringue." mrrraaaangggg feed me my bowl is empty mrraaanggggg
