Bart Bingenheimer
@bartbing.bsky.social
Associate Professor in the School of Public Health at the George Washington University. Bird enthusiast. Not dead yet (last updated 02 August2026).
Sometimes it’s the people you love best who are the ones who steal your pen.
I would definitely read a 5,000+ word essay about similarities and differences between the Honey Badger and Jimothy and what all of that can tell us about what qualities people value in contemporary society and why.
Republicans are insisting that Mitch McConnell is not dead. Rather, they say, his soul has been divided into seven pieces which have been placed into various horcruxes, while what remains of his corporeal form slithers through the Forbidden Forest feasting on unicorn blood.
The neurologist says my tremor is essential but tbh I could easily do without it.
Just pointing out an alternative explanation for this graph: the midterm was easy and the final was hard. This could happen without take-home vs in-person and AI-based cheating. That’s not to say that students didn’t cheat on the midterm, using AI or otherwise. But the graph alone doesn’t prove it.
Thrilled to announce that I am starting a new chapter in my personal journey of oral hygiene and mixed (books/travel) metaphors. Many thanks to the toothbrush on the left, which has served me well for the last six months.
Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage
Perhaps, instead of relying on a protection program, they ought to consider not breaking the law. Call me crazy.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last mo.Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
If capitalism is so great, why do we have Metamucil but not MeatMucil? How hard would it be for some aspiring entrepreneur to mix psyllium husk powder with powdered bullion, put it in a plastic container, slap a label on it, and profit?
The Spurs can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
I’m hearing that teen idol Jet Screamer will *not* be performing at the Great American State Fair.
Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.
Sometimes I just wish I could get more text messages with six-digit verification codes.
The Meta algorithm seems convincing that I have a condition called “fatty liver.” Does it know something that I don’t?
Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.
Maybe he’d like to try living in a failed state and see how that suits him.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoSenator Rick Scott: "All government does it mess up your life. Government is always the problem."
