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"i need to go to sleep earlier" i say immediately before trying to transcribe a piece of music by ear
before the internet goes out again i NEED to say i love zosan art where zoro is the most handsome man to ever exist and has massive bazongas and sanji looks like if mr pink knew french.
duolingo is bonkers idk how to say wheres the restroom but i DO know how to say i was talking with an enchanted badger. i think i learned to say im not wearing underwear before i learned to say how much does this cost.
o shit i may have to think of a halloween costume..... i havent done halloween for like 9 years kjdhfkjg
head in my hands. first time ive been asked out in a billion years and its by an annoying guy who considers me a girl.
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Vanco Horror Bang@vancohorrorbang.bsky.social · last mo.ARTIST SIGN UPS ARE NOW OPEN UNTIL JULY 31, 2026. Find rules, event timeline, and sign-up links on our carrd page: vancohorrorbang.carrd.co #VancoHorrorBang #Vanco #Zaundads #Arcane
Artist sign ups close in one week on July 31. We are still in need of a few artists, so if you have been thinking about signing up, we encourage you to do so!
Vanco Horror Bang@vancohorrorbang.bsky.social · last mo.Reminder that artist sign-ups are now open! We have a total of 16 writers signed up for our event, so we are hoping to have a comparable amount of artists for our event. Sign-ups are open until the end of the month.
grateful to 4-year-old me for having the foresight to run full speed into a cabinet or else i wouldnt have this super cool eyebrow scar
found 1.5k words of a serennedy zombie apocalypse au (i know resident evil is already zombies but this is different) in my google docs and i was absolutely COOKING but i completely forget where i was going with it 😭
i bring a "'love languages' were created by conservative christians" and "MBTI types were created by eugenicists" sort of vibe that the wol/OC question askers will probably not appreciate
this is such a nothing thing but i wish i could just. decide to get a tattoo without running the (Extremely Extremely 100% Likely) risk of getting privileges revoked
the most intensely unpleasant thoughts. going hour by hour here.
has anyone drawn vander as krauser. have i already said this thought before
just had another job interview lads we are NERVOUSSSSSS
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i wish so badly that i could upload audio files on here nobody knows im shredding (playing at a poor to middling level) on the practice chanter
I Forgor To Join The Vanco Horror Bang Discord i am the idiot of the century -_-
pretend im not incredibly late on this trend. anyway jim-coded characters.
Misty | warwick's toe beans@mistyflame1.bsky.social · last mo.Misty coded characters
archiveofourown.org/works/87880901 Leon S. Kennedy is in the belly of the beast, the heart of darkness, and all Luis can do is wait. No mid-mission updates, as agreed. Leon promised to call him only in two scenarios- success, or failure. #LuisSerra #serennedy #LeonKennedy #rebhfun (RE9 comic!)
grips my desk so hard. i will Not fall into a pit of despair.
been watching star trek enterprise at the gym and unfortunately i must say the yaoi is compelling.
had a godawful job interview but despite everything the principal seems to want to hire me.
job interview on monday. everybody in the club get nervoussssss
doctors appointments are a scam to create more doctors appointments
also i had this one ex who really liked like. putting our arms together and pointing out how you could tell which one was mine bc it was So Hairy and hers was So Beautiful, So Delicate Compared To Mine, You Could Hardly See Her Arm Hairs,