Shaking my head sadly as Slayyyter sings “He want brand new Chanels”
I think it’s nice that France is letting a make a wish kid play goal today
I’d like to see the cyclospora parasite try to come after me
It’s kinda not great that large swaths of North America are just not going to have breathable air for large chunks of the summer anymore
There should be an option on TikTok to not have to see any content that uses No*h Ka*han’s music. I’m big on outdoor mountain hiking TikTok and I can’t escape it.
Another great episode of House of the Dragon. There just aren’t any other shows on TV where I get to see this many dragons.
its A Hero's Death Monday. a Monday where we listen to A Hero's Death, Fontaines D.C.'s the second studio album that was released in July 2020 and titled "A Hero's Death"
Went on a very chill 8 mile hike yesterday. Always humbling when you hike in gear you spent $$$ on and then there’s a small child in converse also at the top.
The thing about me is that I absolutely have to park in the parking spot at the liquor store that my client was parked in when he got charged with the DUI that I got him acquitted of earlier this year
What happens during the World Cup games that you don’t watch
It’s been months and I still haven’t heard a song lyric that has moved me as much as “iPod touch, yellow pikachu case”
Went on a lovely hike and then I watched a soccer game I won’t speak about while making corn chowder and grilled shrimp. Nearly a perfect day!
I love the World Cup ad that’s like “did you know that multiculturalism is a good thing?”
I just a TikTok comment with 20k likes where someone said they “see both sides of things” in Obsession
*guy whose lived in Colorado for three years voice* your car should have a thing that tells you your current elevation
Watching the movie Obsession and this is not nearly as good as I was led to believe. Inde Navarette is very talented but I’ve rolled my eyes at a rate of about 1 roll per minute during this.
Nothing will make you stop drinking to excess on the weekends faster than getting into hiking. Can’t drink tonight! There’s an a 11 mile loop in the mountains calling my name!
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
Character I relate to most in House of the Dragon is the guy who’s number one priority is yelling at Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen about the price of good wine
Remembering when I went viral for posting this and the Today Show and Fox News both covered it. Peak Twitter was a fever dream.
They wouldn’t be able to handle me on Love Island karaoke night. I’d tell Ariana we’re doing Don’t Look Back in Anger by Oasis and she’d say that’s not an option and I’d say well that’s what I’m doing.
Being the only person at the bar laughing with joy at the Belgium goals was a beautiful experience
I’m rooting for Gianni Infantino and the rule of law
Philippe Auclair@philippeauclair.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhat Gianni Infantino has to say about the Balogun debacle.
Four different people just texted me some version of “that Haaland goal was nasty”
Deleting Twitter and spending all my time on hiking trail map apps instead