media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment

I wonder if this will delve into why the show was canceled (Kept snagging law enforcement operatives and eventually a DA who barricaded himself in his house and shot himself)

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 11h ago

Robert Pattinson stars as pedophile hunter Chris Hansen in ‘PRIMETIME’. A new trailer releases tomorrow.

Don’t ask Bluey’s dad about his opinions on the indigenous hunanoid cats that you never see in the show.

It would be hard to satirize the UK chattering class' belief in rigid hierarchies and their inherent superiority within better than this paragraph does by itself in earnest.

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 17h ago

What’s amazing about the Telegraph crew is how thin their pretence of believing in ‘free speech’ really is.

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

Corn on the cob. A fire in the sky.

They should allow the person to check off their stated reason instead of doing it for you with the answers they want to hear. Typical big government overreach

Gracie12 📎@gracienlucy.bsky.social · 2d ago

These signs should be on every hiking trail in Oregon and across the US .

my friend whose life was ruined by killer cops got stabbed to death this morning. He was never the same after they killed his friend and swept it under the rug, it instantly shifted the trajectory of his life towards this. the violence this country inflicts on its poor is demonic

⧉@smilingnodding.bsky.social · 2y ago

his family got no settlement bc the judge took the cops report over the hospitals and found the kid at fault. ruined my other friend who was theres life. we knew the pig too. Used to harass us even after this whole thing went down. anyway this is all that remains of the public record of it

You write on the cassette so you can tell what’s recorded on it. Not hard.

New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈@esedia.bsky.social · 2d ago

Forget the connection. If you can identify the object on top that’s all the age verification you need

Dispensaries should sell lettuce flavored pre-rolls

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

The Dunwich Horror? Yeah I was Dunwich it the minute I opened it. Fuck Lovecraft!

Forgot which way I was supposed to code switch at the light next to a Dodge Charger and rolled down my window to say “Pardon me, but does your car’s engine have hemispherical combustion chambers?” right after I pulled up next to a Rolls Royce and asked if that thing got any Grey Poupon

I fucking hate when I get owned

I can’t eat whoopee pies because it looks like I’m eating two black ass cheeks filled with cum

Notorious RBMK@comraderobot.bsky.social · 2d ago

no

As a reminder, wealthy German Liberals once decided that rather than acquiesce to progressive and redistributive policies that benefit everyone, they would rather help create the conditions for fascism to grow and consolidate power because they viewed "socialism" as a threat to their privilege.

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 4d ago

‘Get Your Head Out of Your A*s!’: Bill Maher Declares He’d Vote for Sarah Palin Over Progressive Dems

You can beat a dead horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth

I thought the whole point of this crap was to imagine things

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d ago

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

WHAT THE FUCK

Bathroom Barry@bathroombarry.bsky.social · last wk.

Hot female elf character named Dumba

Person who hates sex but has a huge dildo collection

okibi ☯️@gravelife.com · 2d ago

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Guy in front of my wife at the DMV told the clerk he was 5’7” three quarters

Imagine the kind of coverage we’d get if this were even rumored to be happening in the DPRK.

AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · 2d ago

🇰🇷 AI cameras spot suicide attempts in South Korea's capital South Korea has one of the world's highest suicide rates and AI-powered cameras on bridges over Seoul's Han River now raise the alarm that someone may be about to jump.

A lot of people think I’ll sing a really high-pitched sustained opera note if they kick me in the nuts but the truth is so many people have tried it I’ve been numb to any sensation down there for 30 years