They don't want you to know that your telomeres are degrading because they're being chomped on by tiny langoliers
How much postage you think you need to ship a toilet raw. USPS.
any liberal credibly able to call themselves such must at baseline be willing to defend the liberty to advocate for perfectly normal positions like state run health care and social services. even if they were marginally fringe ideas the fuck are you doing here? they're trying to jail people
Computer: say it. say the words. Me: can we not do this today? Computer: we do this every day. say it. Me: (*sigh) I would like to stay logged in on this device Computer: (*chuckling)
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I can genuinely remember a time I thought "The Monster at the End of this Book" was terrifying. Been chasing that ever since
"this program is brought to you by Intuit credit karma" damn that's wild I thought it was brought to my by my fuckin subscription
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
Saying jack shit was always an option big dog
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d agoThis may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
This fuckin M.R. James collection has an AI art cover what the FUCK
How the hell is elected and appointed government officials signing NDAs with private corporations in any way legal. Just absolutely stupefying. Completely unserious country
this is kinda beside the point, but it's incredibly embarrassing to be re-litigating how the government handled the early stages of the covid pandemic 6 years after the fact? and doubly so because the guy who was in office at the time is the guy who is in office now
[joker and his goons bust into the city municipal building while I'm in line to pay my overdue water bill] Desk agent: goddamn babadork over there thinks this is a bank
You've heard of pounds per square inch. Newton meters. Meters per second. Allow me to introduce you to mindfeet
To be fair I wouldn't have made the Odyssey like that either, but who's got the time you know
Just remembered that I had been given a burned copy of session 9 on vcd in like 2003 or 2004 and I don't think I ever finished it because it spooked me real good
Calling it: this will get used on students before it ever gets deployed against a shooter
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Key thing to realize about being the new person is that sometimes people will teach you things because you need to learn, and sometimes they'll teach you things (you already know) because they're learning how to teach, and that's fine
you have to read the elite panic over DSA as a function of the fact that basically any quasi-functional chapter of DSA can out-organize the establishment primarily because basically so much of American civil society has gone from mass-moblization to management (DSA is a return to mass mobilization)
Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · 2w agostep 1: actually stop being an elite club and organize outside
People are always using the urinal as a trash can. Spitting gum into it. Empty snack wrappers. Last time I looked, I saw a feeble, sniveling creature. It peered up at me, it called me father. Walking it down the aisle was the most rewarding experience of my life
The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!
Is klippenstein the first person to ever try to coin a new dismissive insult for whom it looks most applicable to himself
Has anybody done any looking into just why so many movies look so bland and dim and desaturated? Who is this for?