BatNeko

@batneko.bsky.social

she/her, old

Went to help my mom book flights for a trip and happened to find out my sister is expecting. Mom wasn't supposed to tell me yet lol but she got too excited.

The Jealousy Epiphany trope is overdone, but it works so well for bowuigi. Luigi who feels a pang in his chest every time Bowser kidnaps Peach, he tells himself he's being silly but it doesn't go away. Bowser who gets angry whenever somebody pays attention to Luigi, even though HE isn't either.

Spent the morning thinking about Luigi, after hooking up with Bowser once and being too embarrassed to openly admit he wants to do it again, approaching Bowser after he's been defeated and offering to let Bowser, uh, "take out his frustration" on Luigi.

short #bowuigi idea: Luigi has decided to troll his brother by constantly joking about being into Bowser, hinting that they're having a secret affair, etc. He continues the gag at a tennis tourney, and surprisingly Bowser doesn't get angry, just seems mildly annoyed by the whole thing.

I think it's good for me to ship something that will definitely never be canon in any way, ever. It's good exercise for the brain! I have to make connections all by myself from absolutely nothing! 💪😤

Thinking again about Bowser and Luigi forced to work together, and agreeing early on that they're just using each other to get out of this situation. But the longer it goes on the more and more Bowser gets angry that Luigi keeps being NICE to him. Why make him like him if it's all going to end soon!

My boy (🐱) is so needy. I'm trying to drink my coffee but he's kneading the couch blanket and making sad noises to show how neglected he is. We've already snuggled three times today!

Small silly bowuigi idea: Bowser takes the family out to an exclusive restaurant somewhere and is mildly annoyed to see Luigi is there, but Luigi doesn't even seem to notice him, which is also annoying.

I woke up and Hobie was sleeping all cutely curled up next to my feet. And then as soon as I stood up he rolled over and stretched out to take over the whole bed. 😂

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The feeling of wanting to talk about fandom in a fandom discord but knowing that if you do that one really annoying person who dominates every conversation will be the only one responding and either restate or misinterpret everything you say. 🙃🙃🙃

a kickstarter I backed for ship pins didn't meet goals for anything I actually shipped... or have watched... So I just picked the only anime. 😅

I know men have rules for the urinals but can we make a fucking rule for the ladies room that if you're going to poop do not go into literally the ONLY STALL that has a person in the next one? Every single other stall would not be right next to me. But nooooo.

having audhd is funny because I'll see something that blows my mind and then completely forget it and have the exact same experience like two years later lol.

I'm still thinking about the self-arranged marriage au. Since it's an AU anyway I decided to go all-in on the headcanons and make a family tree for the koopalings. Ironically(?) I still haven't decided whether the bros were born in the mushroom kingdom or adopted. bsky.app/profile/batn...

BatNeko@batneko.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Okay, #bowuigi arranged marriage AU, let's go. 💪 This one's a role-swap AU too, with the bros as the princes of the mushroom kingdom, and Peach and Daisy as two average gals from Brooklyn who ended up becoming heroes in a fantasy world. They're having a great time honestly, total trade-up.

Last night's weird dream involved a woman who had been caught in an avalanche and was trapped under the snow for multiple days. That's another one of my irrational fears. I don't think I'm claustrophobic exactly but the idea of being TRAPPED is horrifying to me.

I keep getting these dull headaches at least once a day and every time there's a split second where I'm like "ugh why do I keep getting headaches?" and then I remember. The Smoke.