this is that time of the month where i have to humbly request help from the internet once more 5k to go. future in jeopardy. tired. so tired.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 3w ago

August fundraiser: Deep Existential Worry Edition! Target 7500! I will add any Etsy profit directly to the counter! Art is going to be glitchy photo edits. I am extremely far behind on many highly important things, this one is swim or drown!

We’re witnessing the result of normalization in real time just like we have with the increasing escalations in authoritarianism & force since the start of the 21st century that today’s horrors are downstream from and as this becomes normal there will be increased space for new horrors born from this

@speedway22.bsky.social · 11h ago

The Guardian just reported that there were 50,000 ICE ‘arrests’ in July, this is escalating rapidly and DHS is trying to be quieter about it now www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

2520/7500 That means a 1k day goal every day. lmao

Ralph Wiggum: HA HA I'M IN DANGER Meme

Alt: [Ralph Wiggum sitting alone on a bus.] "HAHA I'M IN DANGER"

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On the way to Indiana! August Goal 2515/7500

Thank you, Samuel! August Goal 2520/7500

i keep falling asleep :[ 2505/7500

still looking at a big discrepancy between the amount of money I have ($) and the amount I need by EoM ($$$$$,) not to mention EoY ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$) :D

being in a debt spiral is bad enough, but having your own body actively conspiring against you really is the cherry on top.

This illness cost me a week of posting, I'm extremely far behind. (Even more than I was before!) pp in bio.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 3w ago

August fundraiser: Deep Existential Worry Edition! Target 7500! I will add any Etsy profit directly to the counter! Art is going to be glitchy photo edits. I am extremely far behind on many highly important things, this one is swim or drown!

584/1461

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 3w ago

Last month was good, got a lot done, but the reality of having to fix back payments to the government for two people has drained my energy, and I still owe them plenty of money. I also still have many doctors to go this month, so my time is limited, please help me recover from this setback! <3<3<3<3

The irony of these transvestigators claiming Sophie Cunningham is trans is too rich

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 12h ago

What do you do when you've launched a moral panic about transgender athletes in the WNBA, but there has never been an active trans player in the league? Simple: you start a conspiracy theory about every single woman on the court.

when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery

Donald Trump is also 80 years old

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW

Perfection

not beating the “retirement home for millennials” charges

Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I.

me at confession: BLESS ME FATHER FOR I DIDNT DO SHIT NONE OF THAT WAS MY FAULT

(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking

Last month was good, got a lot done, but the reality of having to fix back payments to the government for two people has drained my energy, and I still owe them plenty of money. I also still have many doctors to go this month, so my time is limited, please help me recover from this setback! <3<3<3<3

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