As someone who’s never played an Ace Combat game before, Ace Combat 8 is sick as hell

If we lived in any other era of video games I would've looked at wolverine and shrugged like "maybe next time" But realistically, now we have to wonder if Insomniac will even get a next time. Hopefully it sells I like Insomniac.

Is it just me or does the OOT Remake look like that "Mario in Unreal Engine" viral slop clip from facebook

With all the gta hype going on I have a feeling that the viewership for gamescom ONL is gonna be at its highest. But that means that the monkey brain ball and gunners are just gonna spam 😴😴😴😴 every time something other than GTA is mentioned.

#mortalshell2 is a game of remarkable highs, but it makes you feel the dip in quality in the back portion of the game so much harder because of that. The game is such a massive improvement over the first that you can’t really compare them. The combat and exploration is top notch

I do regret saying things sometimes but it looks even worse for me to just back out and not take it on the chin. Sorry @patstaresat.bsky.social

Bro if you shit into a toilet that is IN THE PROCESS OF FLUSHING you deserve life in prison

Yeah I know what I said. WHAT OF IT.

Idk why I even have instagram on my phone but every time I get a notification from it it’s always like “you have 4 MISSED notifications” No motherfucker I didn’t miss shit I’m ignoring it on purpose. Take your call to action, forced urgency, fomo ass and kill yourself.

getting home and just pulling your dick out and sitting down feels pretty great tbh

I would say “I implore fans to look at GTA 6 more critically instead of automatically agreeing with mainstream media about its quality” But let’s face it none of you fuckin sheep are gonna do that and instead just clap your hands at the GTA and how it goes brrrrrrr

Ok so Palworld is legitimately one of the best games you can be playing right now. Even if you’re not into survival crafting games it really is something special.

Absolutely no one: That one guy entering the public restroom:

When Pizza Rolls Are Ready Kicked Door Down

ALT: When Pizza Rolls Are Ready Kicked Door Down

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Fleas are just the CEO’s of the insect world. They shack up like they own the place, leave it in a worse state than when they came in, and jump to another place to do the same thing but this time with “experience”

I feel like a massive hypocrite for buying this but I have to tell myself that it's not the Ubisoft I hate that I'm looking at here. The team at Ubisoft who made this truly understood the assignment and they made an EXCELLENT remake of the best AC game in the series (fuck you don't @ me)

I feel like if I hadn’t played Mouthwashing I’d miss who the true villain of Obsession is. It’s Jimmy. It’s always a Jimmy.

Pretty soon you’ll look down in your soup and suddenly Zendaya will appear. Seriously though she’s everywhere. I mean good for her for getting that bag but also there’s other actresses out there, hollywood. Maybe we should look for new blood?

Saw a guy in Rockaway standing on a street corner walking in circles waving his arms at a pile of pens and pencils. What a vibe.

Something tells me the $80 in microtransactions were suspiciously absent from the review period for AC4 Remake

What do you get when you take the DNA of Elon Musk and Donald Trump and inject it into a chicken egg? You get Tim Sweeny

Blue means sharks

Fun fact: If you scream the word “BILEWATER” in a public place, everyone around you will look at you with disdain. They’re definitely silksong fans….

Scrolling bluesky at work and just coming across a wall of pornographic art and immediately throwing your phone across the room is a fuckin mood

It’s so funny how this is America’s “250th birthday” (independence wasn’t declared officially until much later but whatever) and yet I don’t see any massive patriotic celebration from any side of the political spectrum and those who actually are treating it like some big event look insane. Wierd huh

One of the biggest pet peeves is being at work or in a car with someone/others and it being completely silent, no conversation happening, and the SECOND I put in my earbuds they try to talk to me.

Allow me to vent for a moment about what I believe is the root of all evil: Religion. Of any type. Any belief, any kind whatsoever. More specifically Christianity and Catholicism but some of these grievances apply to all belief systems as well. Strap in cuz this might be long and whiny.

Man you know you’re fucked when you’re able to throw out your entire back with a SNEEZE.

Imo any fps game that has a dedicated kick button automatically gains a full letter/number grade Especially if the kick causes enemies to ragdoll