Trump inserting himself into this has strong Buddy Garritty vibes.
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Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
Spain with one huge goal. I would have expected a lot of little goals.
You’re not crazy if you talk to Mitch McConnell. You’re crazy if he talks back.
I’m from Arizona. I’ve been to plenty of Travis/Taylor weddings.
Never go into an ideological battle unarmed.
Axios@axios.com · last mo."There's going to be a war": Centrist House Democrats plot Mamdani Caucus counterattack
THREE missed flagrants on wemby this series now. idk man
Oh the 7’4” guy is good at basketball? Not impressed. Let me know when he’s a world-class jockey.
If the Knicks lose tonight, those fans are gonna J6 Trump Tower.
The chords A, F and E Minor have withdrawn from the White House concert.
Okay, but as long as he doesn’t touch the 37th rail of American politics…
He definitely wasn’t sure if anyone else could see them.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2mo agoA video shared by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shows him picking up two snakes with his bare hands.
Please arrive 15 minutes early for your appointment so we can call you 41 minutes late and put you in a little room for 22 minutes and you can talk to a doctor for 4 minutes.
Has anyone written a sketch about coat check at the Met Gala?
No one should look in my crawlspace. I barely knew the Brooklyn Strangler.
You couldn’t have done that before I texted all my exes?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoTrump: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for two weeks”
The president is crazy and no one is doing anything. Guess I’ll do my little errands.
Want to watch a British TV show? It either has 4 episodes or 9000 episodes.
That’s the same color he’ll be on a coin.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoTrump's face today looks downright radioactive (Win McNamee/Getty)
These guys wanting Jesus to come back is like the dumbest kid in class asking for a pop quiz.
Jonathan Larsen@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 5mo agoEXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
Closing ceremony looking like the safety video on Alitalia.
All those reporters who report Trump’s “change in tone” get real quiet when it changes back.
These billionaires want to live forever to create larger age gaps and invent some kind of “super-pedophilia”.