Has nobody in Sky Ferreira’s inner circle considered cracking an egg over her head?

Bottomfishing at the circuit party tonight. Marty, I’m scared!!

I was meant to be alive during this era cause i luv posting face + cock <3

You took my sadness out of context at the Boots Market Days Pasta Bar

I have reason to believe Zara Larsson is an Android

Half way through the summer and i haven’t even been a little bit slutty 😔*Tails voice* my power is failing!!!

Need to be holding a man’s hips as he teaches me how to prepare a whole fried fish

Do yall think Addison Rae has played Nier: Automata

I always come back to this as one of my favorite anime openings

Getting dangerously close to a fake bisexual era

It’s a suck your homies’ toes summer

Saw a restaurant advertising protein pockets and it left me thinking.. who’s going to be mine this summer?

Summer nears and my soul craves a deep connection with three gay guys and a hag

I think the time has come for me to tell my roomie I’m looking to get my own place

betraying your truth all by yourself handsome?

I think I wanna suck a lot of dick this summer

Well, the gummy + viet coffee combo is going exactly as well as you image it would

This Wuthering Heights album… Miss Carlota Equis Ce Equis, the woman you are!!!

I just feel like there are dots to connect between Calvicular and Timmy Thick… conceptually speaking

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

Need to destroy this everything is embarrassing mentality and just allow myself to live

Rauw Alejandro in 7 days you will begin to cough

Obsessed with this guy on TikTok doing detailed breakdowns of the dialects of English spoken by the Real Housewives of Saltlake City

Saw god (Oklou) last night and have been in religious psychosis ever since

Haven’t taken an actual picture of myself in like three months so here i am

Need a Chicago boy best friend to go out with so bad 😭😭😭

My brothers sent me a pic of two tvs set up next to each other both playing PLZA and implied they’re getting me a switch 2 soon 🥲

Leg day hump day wombo combo

Primavera Sound lineup announcement tomorrow hehehehehehe

Kept seeing “📍SEA” in ppls bios and was like whoa so many gay guys are moving to Southeast Asia