Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie. Posts are for pirate friends; random people stop being weirdos in my replies.
someone remind me to post a wipwednesday when i get a chance to sit down at the computer in like an hour
& everyone's like "ed's recreating his relationship w his dad with izzy bc they're both angry critical white guys" and sure i can see it but he's ALSO recreating his relationship with his mom (older person who is devoted to him and is fully resigned to their shared fate as the best possible world)
the bond between a lesbian and ed teach is unbreakable. that's my GIRL
I am trading some discomfort now for maximum comfort on my birthday and I am sticking to this decision but I do need to shave so bad I want to cut my legs off
They should make experiences that are ultimately positive
i get why they do it but also i feel like if i have a bad password that should be my problem
tragic "made too much pasta for the amount of sauce" incident
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
drunk me has the bst time all the time 110% of thet ieme, until someone geose to be d too arelie and abandons me
Sometimes you don’t choose what gives you a boner in the dick of your heart 🥲
They should make quieter flavors of toothpaste
startled some very small bunnies while watering the garden today. like, mad small. probably left the nest today small. sooooo tiny. cute aggression triggeringly tiny. i cannot accurately impress upon you how incredibly itty bitty these bunnies were.
ed passed tf out playing video games last night and then when he woke up from his dream where he was cuddling izzy per usual to find himself alone on the couch he did panic for a second, so izzy comes stumbling out into the living room at like 3am after he’s called to find ed like
One of my #OFMDReverseBang collabs is up! | Young EdIzzy. T. ~21k words |🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/88388561
Izzy's soft, gentle, little voice as he tries so hard to coax Ed into keeping them alive. 🥲
i am focusing! i’m focusing on all this brilliant stuff 🤩
half considering posting ch1 of this fic but turning comments off so i don't have a panic attack about it before i finish ch2
the inside of a water bottle shouldn't be slimy, should it?
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izzy “i can’t be around you rn or i’ll say something i’ll regret” hands x ed “don’t walk away from me” teach :/
i am so very nearly done with this fic, except for the fact i think it needs a chapter 2 which i've not started yet and am not sure that would finish on a satisfying end point, and i simply do not like posting wips, it is far too anxiety inducing, but i would like validation.
i wanna go back in time and have a talk with whoever decided water chestnuts were food to encourage them to rethink that decision.