What do British people call seltzer because I bet it’s something like fizzy gulpers

I really don’t get how you can be a “consultant” on something that you don’t understand … ??

hi hello etc

what if I went to the beach for the day this weekend… what if

“a pleasure to have in class” etc etc

Mitch McConnell has actually been MIA because he’s preparing to be casted in Oh, Mary!

“gnome mug” ???

tried some real freaky shit in the glaze room of the pottery studio tonight

Why is he looking at me like that

looking up at him when he has an Adonis belt… call that a v-lookup

people standing in that long-ass line for a BLT from middle child is very new york behavior and I’m not elaborating

Closed holes don’t get filled or whatever the expression is

just brewed a nespresso pod with no cup under the spout so anyway back to bed?

Wax London has been trying to sell me this one specific shirt for WEEKS via IG ads and I fear it’s working

unfortunately coming down with a case of needamanitis I fear

Well at least we’ll get a good Mitch McConnell emojipasta this week, I guess

do you have a signature candle that you burn when entertaining or are you normal (was talking to a friend about this last night lol)

Sunday scaries all just arrived at once 🫪

what if we kissed at the black and white townhouses where apparently your car can’t even be a color

This worked out okay btw and made ‘em a little gay with edible glitter

Brandon@bcfox.bsky.social · 6d ago

I’m making aperol spritz jello shots tomorrow and I’m scared

a time was had!

heyyy diva

Your artpop could mean anything… but like maybe we could get some examples

Oh he knows I’m up to some shit

Fixing me would fix me.

just saw possibly the hottest man of my life in the wh*le f**ds parking garage

Trade this, trade that, what if we traded… nvm

need to get off the couch and into the shower and then into bed but… comfy

if you had to put one song on a disco-ish playlist for a lowkey party… what would that song be

can someone come crack my back