Thinking about Them* this morning *specifically s1 kiss my beloved
sam ✨
@be-alighthouse.bsky.social
we need. more. LESBIAN FICS Pfp by the lovely @emcolbs ✨ 31 | she/they | hoosier
I need it actually. I need about 15 of them, each a different level of freaky than the last
Mr Buttons 🏴☠️🤡 soft clowning era. Still obsessed with 🏴☠️ and🦇 🐺@mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 6d agoC'mon, who's going to write the first OFMD Wicker fic?
My dad surprised me with a tattoo appointment today!! I’m very excited I love it it’s so cute and fun
I have to get a second job because my wages are now being garnished for a medical bill. but first I have to get a new social security card and that process is SO ANNOYING I HATE EVERYTJING
Having a phenomenal birthday smashing my ofmd Barbie dolls together in every universe
I started playing pokopia at 10:30am (it’s now 5:17pm) and have not stopped. I have done NOTHING except clear ash from around the museum and it’s been the best day ever
I just got a switch 2 for my birthday so I hope my dad enjoys this blanket for Christmas 🎅
sam ✨@be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe blanket for my dad so far—I have 30 days exactly to finish it by Father’s Day. I have 220 rows remaining 😀
The blanket for my dad so far—I have 30 days exactly to finish it by Father’s Day. I have 220 rows remaining 😀
I was right then and I'm right now. Tentacles. #OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
HI I’m Sam, been here since April 2022 and I enjoy writing but struggle to actually do it—my favs to write are modern AU gentlebeard with minimal angst and maximum dialogue. Ed is my shining star, Stede is gr8, love some angst-free steddyhands (rare find), and I’m a great hype man when medicated 😤
sarah 🐶🦴@anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 3mo agookay i know it's sad to say goodbye to old friends but instead of despair, maybe we can counter it by finding NEW friends? 🥹 can we do a reintroduction thread pls, say hi, tell us what you're about, find new people to follow to breathe life into your feeds?? replies/quotes to this post welcome 💕
I know it LOOKS like I have lost the hyperfixation but I’m making it nap while I speed crochet a blanket for my dad—but I still read a bedtime fic every night!! Any bedtime fic (fluffy, could be spicy, love meet cutes) recs are welcome 🙂↕️
Nothing will ever be funnier than this one to me
creme 🏴☠️@cremeisheere.bsky.social · 3mo agoeveryone reply or quote with your favorite OFMD meme i’ll go first
just listened to willing and able from NK’s new album and I gotta say thank GOD that song didn’t come out 10 years ago when my brother and I’s relationship was shit. Would have absolutely destroyed me
"Ed, we can't play if you don't let go!" "If I'm it you're it, mate." #omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay
decided to switch from present tense to past, and I've somehow written 2k words. why did I ever switch to present?? and how did I suddenly forget how to do it??
i wonder if anything ever will hit me the way ofmd did because it's been 4 years and nothing has
me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death
“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center
ofmd gang in case you are not aware our sweet doug (tim heidecker) is taking over infowars now that the onion owns it and alex jones is having the mother of all crashouts
very excited about this couch con obviously, but can we also discuss this new headshot??? christ. 🥵🥵🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 does this mean there are more new promo photos out there? 👀👀👀
I saw an ad for Jill stein for the first time since 2024 just now and I really can’t fathom how people won’t grasp that she’s a russian plant. It’s so blatantly obvious
When you see “PWP,” are you saying “P W P” (each individual letter) or “Pwhip” (P sound, not Pee Whip) in your head? Please tell me this makes sense