asking my husband to name the pokémon in pokopia

"to Jihadi and Mamdani our Michigan" sent me.

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h ago

he was literally born in michigan

tbh if abdul, zohran or ilhan can’t share thanks to god or say a normal prayer phrase acknowledging what they’re hoping for god to will, nobody else in politics should til then, inshallah these freaks eat shit & gargle hair

Okay, the rumors are true: it's me

The Independent@the-independent.com · 16h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

When my bottom surgery staff ask me if I'm interested in banking sperm after like fifteen years on HRT.

Protoss social media influencer trying to get his followers to bully someone off social media: "You must construct additional pile ons."

sometimes i think about the possibility of goldeneye with timothy dalton and man i love brosnan but that would have ruled hardcore

aside from the moral and base opinion shift problems a good reason for democrats not to take money from aipac is that aipac works to defeat democrats

Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 11h ago

AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."

Things I have said while on the phone with wifey tonight: "Dulcie is my superego. Eddie is my id."

TTP alerted @wired.com to over 50 image and video ads containing AI-generated child sexual abuse material (CSAM) that we discovered in the Meta ad library. We also reported the ads—which made no effort to mask the images or hide what they were promoting—to @ncmec.org.

Meta Ran Ads That Contained AI-Generated Child Sexual Abuse Imagery

More than 50 offending image and video ads were published across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, or Threads, according to Meta’s ad library data. Some ran as recently as this week.

wired.com

“Ring+ will be the premier destination for original streaming content, with powerful new programs like Blue Honda Civic Turns Around In Driveway and Some Lady Walking Her Dog,” said Ring founder and top executive Jamie Siminoff

Ring Launches Streaming  Service

HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new streaming service Wednesday.  Company officials said Ring+, ...

theonion.com

Let's see your AI model hack into this bitch

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 12h ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

Me: [making impt life decision] what should I do Wife: just listen to your gut Me: ok Gut: let’s get nachos Me: BYE WE’RE GOING OUT FOR NACHOS Wife: wtf just happened

have introduced wifey to deadloch and she fucking loves it i knew she would but massive W (we're watching it together thank you hyperbeam)

did...did someone hack his account? did he get hit with a concrete milkshake that made him act normal????

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h ago

bleak as hell with ian miles cheong is the only voice of reason there & it’s nowhere near a full moon

this is truly motivating me to use inshallah even more than I already do after all it’s the faster and more fun way to say “if the good lord’s willing and the creek don’t rise,” speaking as someone with Southern roots.

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

That’s good, right?

Who knew ridiculously long deployments and demanding op tempos run a ship and crew into the ground!

Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 10h ago

Keeping people constantly deployed has a mounting cost. www.ms.now/news/conditi...

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

Truck-kun is Supporting YOU in Merch Form?! We've partnered with @theyetee.com for the first of a number of collaborations with some exclusive Truck-kun merch! Look at that lil' pin badge!! 🚚💕 theyetee.com/collections/...

I had a shower with a seltzy (do recommend, any kind of cold carbonated drink is perfect for this) and came up with my next couple weeks' master plan of attack, which since i'm done with school involves locking the FUCK in on studying driving stuff so I can get my CA learner's permit again

Hey remember when Nanowrimo said "sure why not" to allowing AI slop in their process and then immediately died after 20 years of operation oh, no reason, was just thinkin' about it

Abdul El-Sayed Teaches Mike Rogers How To Say His F*ckin' Name by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/abdul-el-s...

Abdul El-Sayed Teaches Mike Rogers How To Say His F*ckin' Name

Making fun of Muslim-sounding names? That attack always works.

wonkette.com

not on your life

Q1 #stetchat Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet. Before I or any of my friends had seen it, hearing he had modernized it made me ask, how do you tell a story in a world with TVs & cars & guns but that still relies on written communication that must be hand-delivered? How do you make that believable?

#StetChat@stetchat.com · 6h ago

Q1: What’s an example of immersive worldbuilding in a book, movie, TV show, or game that enthralled you? #StetChat