what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.
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[ The simplicities of his mind had him reeling , hanging onto her every word like it were the word of god. Mattel god — if god were blonde, pretty, & possibly concerning in ways that he didn't grasp. Nor could he. ] Boys Night with Barbie. Every night. Like real Barbie and Ken.
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 2d agoBarbienough... Barbie is... enough for you? [ Hold on, there's something glimmering in her eyes. Something shining, and wet and - and quickly wiped away as she BEAMED up at him! ] I get to stay at the Mojo Dojo Casa House? Even after Boys Night?!
[ Torn. He's TORN — A perfect Barbie stood before him but she wasn't HIS Barbie ... & yet 💕❔👩❤️👨 🐴 ] You're Barbie, I'm Ken. You're Barbie enough. Barbienough. You're Barbienough for me. We can do stuff. Barbie, Ken stuff. Like you come to my place and stay the night.
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 2d agoOnly if you wanna be Brewski Beer'd! I still don't know... all the best ways to be Barbie for you, but I'm happy to learn~ You'd beach off with me? I've never even beached before Ken, I don't wanna get in your way...
".... WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
𝑰𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊@horsemanofthorns.bsky.social · 2d ago"Yes. On more than one occasion."
You wanna brewski beer me..? I mean you can totally look at my muscles I used them today when I beached off. I could beach off again if you'd like and you could watch.. maybe beach off together.
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 2d agoReally? I'd love that~ Do you want me to brewski beer you before or after I look at your muscles?
" . . . . Sorry, my brain got all fuzzy. Usuallt happens when Barbie isn't around to tell me how great I look in my designer Ken tracksuit. I thought you said you ate the horses."
𝑰𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊@horsemanofthorns.bsky.social · 2d ago"Hm? They were eaten, of course."
// How I feel wanting to put together a crew of Rygos characters.
"No.. and No—? I mean there's Ken and Ken and Ken and Ken and Ken.. but they kinda get on my nerves. Especially when they hangout with their Barbies."
𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚒@familybeforecrown.bsky.social · 5d ago. Oof. "Right... Well..." Ahem. "What about sisters? Or friends?"
I don't know the meaning of any of that but I'll smile and shrug all cool like and pretend I do. But it means a lot. And if you want you can even look at my muscles as a thanks.
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 5d agoYeah? Sure, take your time~ [ Arms behind her back. Waiting patiently while - Oh! Well, good, that was the reaction to expect. Wasn't even lying when she waved a passing Barbie off. ] Thank you, Ken~ But I'll only be a Not-Barbie for the next few hours, so hopefully it means more after that.
"Sure is night. The stars. The moon.. Barbie liked the stars. Barbie even went on the moon once." Tearing up.
You like the way I beach off..? You think it's...mesmerizing? Could you just excuse me for a macho moment..? [ casually vanshing behind some conveniently placed object — ] SUBLIME! [ An ever so nonchalant return ] Ahem. Thanks, you seem pretty cool, too. I mean I guess. For a not-Barbie.
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 6d agoMost popular! I asked all of the Kens, and they agreed. Even Ken! And honestly, can I say something? I know I'm new here, but ...I've never seen someone beach off the way you do. It's mesmerizing.
YES! Thank yo— Most popular? .. Even with Ken? The other Kens? Do you think I beach off more than them? Better than them?
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞@astericon.bsky.social · 6d agoOf course I know you! You're the most popular guy on the beach, after all.
“That…. Not Grace.” Upset at Ken.
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Is that fucking Ken from Greta Johnson's Barbie???
