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Zeus@so-stoplookin.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" but it does matter. What do you mean? " While Grumps struggles socially, Tsathoggua is a deity above communication and flirting. If he wants some divine /cake/ Grumps just needs to ask. " Ah... Uh... Alright, we can walk. "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“N-no! I mean... I didn't mean that...” He needed something to calm down, so he finished his coffee, took the last bite of cake, and cleared his throat. Hadn't Tastho heard what he had just said? At least he was relieved; he wouldn't say something stupid like that again. >

" . . . I was already at your house. " . . . Well, he isn't incorrect " Want me to walk you back? " He asked as he would focus on the food. If Grumps isn't going to make eye contact then they can focus on the cake in front of them.

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Um... Hm... 'Direct,' right? Hmrr..." He watched Tsatho's spoon brush against his, as if they were about to take the same piece of cake. He didn't know how to face this man. He felt like a child about to hand his bad grades to his father. >

" /Social life/, ah? So, the hound wants to get out of the dog house? Maybe bring someone back? You don't need to uh... Lure me in with cake. Although, this is nice. " He let out an extra big yawn. " I respond well to direct communication. Tell me what you want or need and I'll +

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Oh, well, I guess it's because I haven't talked to an adult in a long time. I told you I was a teacher for a long time, right?” He took bite after bite of his cake. There was no rush or need to leave. >

It's been a long time since the god had been treated to food like this. He leaned down and sniffed it before using his fork to parce off a piece. Lifting it to his mouth and taking a drawn out bite. His lips closing around it and tasting it in its entirety. Taking in the flavors +

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Let's go.” With a faint smile, the Mabosstiff closed the door and together they headed for the café. Inside, they chose the most secluded and quiet table in the place: Grumps placed the order and, when it arrived, asked for an extra piece of cake for Tsathoggua. >

" yeahhh, cuz that's where you wanted to go, right? So let's do it. " He'd say with a few neutral blinks.

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"The cafeteria? But what...?" Then the mastiff noticed and checking his phone saw that the address he sent was his home, not the cafeteria. "Damn this junk!" He returned with Tsatho somewhat embarrassed. "Sorry, I don’t understand this device and have sent you my location by mistake....." >

" Wait... This isn't a cafe...? " He pulled out his phone and opened it, showing the address. " Welp... Unless cafe was a euphemism, then we're at the wrong place. "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Then he heard a knock at the door. He didn't even notice the phone because he was so focused on making himself look handsome for that man. With plaid pants, a light blue shirt, and a darker tie, he was all set. All that was left was his gray diamond-patterned cardigan and his brown shoes. >

📱- See you then. He'd text simply before looking at the address and showing it to his psychic cyclops goo boys. They would then work to configure the jar to appear near the address. " Might as well get in early... Get a seat... " He'd say to himself as he got dressed. +

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Yes of course, let's meet there." Upon receiving the photo, Grumps smiled in the privacy of his solitude. He was a handsome man. He saved the photo immediately. It was his first friend in a long time. >

📱- Sure, do you want to meet there? 🖼️- picture received 📱- also here is a picture of me since you took a picture of you initially. 📱- only fair after all.

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Of course it is." Grumps seemed quite animated after that impromptu encounter. He read Tsatho’s message and sent him a greeting emote and a dog. The mastiff was clumsy with his phone. When he arrived in the evening, it was him who sent a message. >

He received his phone back and looked at the picture. " Looks good. " He'd say as he texted Grumps' number a 📱- hey this is Tsathoggua Now they both have each other's numbers. " There. Let me know when you want to go out. "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"A picture... of me?" As if by reflex, he straightened his whiskers. He wanted to look handsome in front of that man. "I-I hope look good; today I haven’t foamed my whiskers..."

" I'd like that. " He pulled out his phone and opened it. Prompted up a new contact screen before handing it to Grumps. " Could you take a picture of your face for the photo as well? "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Well, if you behave well it will not be necessary, hahaha." It would be curious to imagine that scene. "Tsatho, right? I have an appointment with the doctor but I'd like to talk to you again... if you want. You want me to give you my number and we’ll have another coffee?"

" will you hit me on the head with a book or something else? " His tone shifted a bit to one with a bit of suggestivity

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The mastiff had noticed the tension in his words so he decided to let it go. "He taught history. At the beginning of my career I was in Literature but seeing how these brats were sleeping with my classes, I had fun hitting them on the head with the book so I went to History." >

" Oh, just uh... Someone from a life time ago. " He'd say as he sighed, setting his chin on top of his own hand, the hand held up by the elbow on the table. " What subject did you teach? "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Teacher. Well, I was a teacher. I'm retired now, but I still give private lessons to former students from time to time.” He sighed wistfully. “I guess I've grown fond of those brats and can't forget them so easily.” >

" Welcome back or should I say, it's nice to meet you. " He'd chuckle. " So...you're like ... an educator? Coooool, how's that going for you? "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Then I'll bring them to you whenever you need them.” He laughed again. He seemed to feel very comfortable with Tsathoggua. “It's been a long time since I've had a chat with someone other than a kid or a neighbor.” >

" Don't sweat it, Grumps. Keep it coming and I'll be more than forgiving. " He'd say in a flat tone, taking a bite of the cake.

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Um... I'm sorry if I've been intrusive or rude. That wasn't my intention.” He didn't quite know how to make amends, so he offered him a cake to go with his coffee. “It's one of my favorite cakes. Consider it an apology for my stupidity.”

" Easy, you can describe objects as oriental, but someone's name and a person is too personal... But anyways, it was a name given to me by N'kai"

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“Apparently as a baby I was very noisy and didn't want anyone to touch me, not even my mother. Although as a child I seem to have been quite feisty, so they got the name right.” The mastiff let out a quiet laugh as he accompanied Tsathoggua on his coffee. “And yours? It sounds... oriental.”

Lazily fingering himself. Deep huffs, moans, and groans could be heard from his room.

"Tsathoggua. But you can call me Tsatho if it makes it easier. Nice to meet you Grumps. ...for a guy named Grumps, you are very nice. "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“At least I'm glad someone can sleep well.” The mastiff complained a lot about insomnia. “What's your name? Mine is Grumps.” He offered his hand.

" The opposite. Good sleep. " He'd accept the coffee and take a slow and steady sip. " Mmmhm... "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

A freshly served hot coffee with two sugar packets. If he wants it. “Bad night?”

" A coffee would do wonders. "

𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀@evilbutsweetmutt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“A coffee?”

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