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🄳🄴🄲🄺🄴🅁@hypergrinder.bsky.social · 3mo ago

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“N-no! I mean... I didn't mean that...” He needed something to calm down, so he finished his coffee, took the last bite of cake, and cleared his throat. Hadn't Tastho heard what he had just said? At least he was relieved; he wouldn't say something stupid like that again. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" . . . I was already at your house. " . . . Well, he isn't incorrect " Want me to walk you back? " He asked as he would focus on the food. If Grumps isn't going to make eye contact then they can focus on the cake in front of them.

"Um... Hm... 'Direct,' right? Hmrr..." He watched Tsatho's spoon brush against his, as if they were about to take the same piece of cake. He didn't know how to face this man. He felt like a child about to hand his bad grades to his father. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

see what I can do. You know? " He'd share the cake with him.

“Oh, well, I guess it's because I haven't talked to an adult in a long time. I told you I was a teacher for a long time, right?” He took bite after bite of his cake. There was no rush or need to leave. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

and the texture. He smiled. Swallowing before speaking. " Very good. Tell me, why is it you invited me out. What is your /goal/? " Might as well come right out and ask.

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“Sorry, young man, but I don't go around asking other people about the size of their manhood.” The Mabosstiff protested with a grunt, sliding his finger across the screen in search of the ideal candidate. >

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

man. then what'd he even do all that setup for? 💧 "Weren't you the one that said you wanted intimate meetups? Well… then you should just try normal dating apps, instead of the hookup apps. Maybe score yourself a partner in the meantime."

“Let's go.” With a faint smile, the Mabosstiff closed the door and together they headed for the café. Inside, they chose the most secluded and quiet table in the place: Grumps placed the order and, when it arrived, asked for an extra piece of cake for Tsathoggua. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" yeahhh, cuz that's where you wanted to go, right? So let's do it. " He'd say with a few neutral blinks.

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"The cafeteria? But what...?" Then the mastiff noticed and checking his phone saw that the address he sent was his home, not the cafeteria. "Damn this junk!" He returned with Tsatho somewhat embarrassed. "Sorry, I don’t understand this device and have sent you my location by mistake....." >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" Wait... This isn't a cafe...? " He pulled out his phone and opened it, showing the address. " Welp... Unless cafe was a euphemism, then we're at the wrong place. "

Then he heard a knock at the door. He didn't even notice the phone because he was so focused on making himself look handsome for that man. With plaid pants, a light blue shirt, and a darker tie, he was all set. All that was left was his gray diamond-patterned cardigan and his brown shoes. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

And knock. Texting, a good 15-20 minutes before the agreed time: 📱: Here.

After learning about the kind of people who used those types of apps, Grumps was overcome with insecurity. And he grumbled again. "I don't want to. Those guys just want to know the size of my dick. They're so superficial..."

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Shrug. He's got no clue. "Dunno. It's a kink thing, surely. Probably along the same vein as calling people daddy or mommy… But, uh… why not try the app out? Should be all set up now. See who's around! Maybe you'll find someone who's interested right away, now that your profile's set up… ish."

"Yes of course, let's meet there." Upon receiving the photo, Grumps smiled in the privacy of his solitude. He was a handsome man. He saved the photo immediately. It was his first friend in a long time. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

📱- Sure, do you want to meet there? 🖼️- picture received 📱- also here is a picture of me since you took a picture of you initially. 📱- only fair after all.

"Of course it is." Grumps seemed quite animated after that impromptu encounter. He read Tsatho’s message and sent him a greeting emote and a dog. The mastiff was clumsy with his phone. When he arrived in the evening, it was him who sent a message. >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

He received his phone back and looked at the picture. " Looks good. " He'd say as he texted Grumps' number a 📱- hey this is Tsathoggua Now they both have each other's numbers. " There. Let me know when you want to go out. "

"A picture... of me?" As if by reflex, he straightened his whiskers. He wanted to look handsome in front of that man. "I-I hope look good; today I haven’t foamed my whiskers..."

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" I'd like that. " He pulled out his phone and opened it. Prompted up a new contact screen before handing it to Grumps. " Could you take a picture of your face for the photo as well? "

"Well, if you behave well it will not be necessary, hahaha." It would be curious to imagine that scene. "Tsatho, right? I have an appointment with the doctor but I'd like to talk to you again... if you want. You want me to give you my number and we’ll have another coffee?"

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" will you hit me on the head with a book or something else? " His tone shifted a bit to one with a bit of suggestivity

'Cute name...' was going to answer the Mabosstiff but as soon as he heard the feline again became ashamed, avoiding the look of him. "Yeah, yeah.. it’s not the first time I’ve heard something like that. The truth is that brats are a bit rare... How can you like older ones having boys of your age?"

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Yeah, 'course! I know my way around a phone. Eheh. Name's Gummy! Glad I could help." Big smile. Cute kitty. "Shouldn't be too hard… for you, at least. In my experience… a lot of people are into the older types. Like… "old enough to be your dad's dad" types."

"How hard it is to find a date, damn it..." With another growl he held the phone. "Thanks for the help, young man. What’s your name?"

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"That's just how the dating world is… period. If you don't check a person's specific boxes, then they just move on. You might not get much traction if you leave stuff like that out…" Patting the dog on the back. The hookup app world truly wasn't a kind one.

"I thought they weren’t going to be so exquisite!" The old hound grumbled annoyingly but also ashamed of the ridicule he was making before the boy. "On top they think we are like a menu card! Damn children...! Well, I don’t have a small dick but they're going to stay without knowing!"

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Y-you're the one that wanted to download it in the first place?! I thought you'd at least know what sorta things to expect!" He's bewildered as the old man is! Did he really think this was as simple as clicking a button and getting laid? "They… wouldn't want someone with a small dick, I guess."

The mastiff had noticed the tension in his words so he decided to let it go. "He taught history. At the beginning of my career I was in Literature but seeing how these brats were sleeping with my classes, I had fun hitting them on the head with the book so I went to History." >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" Oh, just uh... Someone from a life time ago. " He'd say as he sighed, setting his chin on top of his own hand, the hand held up by the elbow on the table. " What subject did you teach? "

“Teacher. Well, I was a teacher. I'm retired now, but I still give private lessons to former students from time to time.” He sighed wistfully. “I guess I've grown fond of those brats and can't forget them so easily.” >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" Welcome back or should I say, it's nice to meet you. " He'd chuckle. " So...you're like ... an educator? Coooool, how's that going for you? "

“Then I'll bring them to you whenever you need them.” He laughed again. He seemed to feel very comfortable with Tsathoggua. “It's been a long time since I've had a chat with someone other than a kid or a neighbor.” >

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" Don't sweat it, Grumps. Keep it coming and I'll be more than forgiving. " He'd say in a flat tone, taking a bite of the cake.

“Um... I'm sorry if I've been intrusive or rude. That wasn't my intention.” He didn't quite know how to make amends, so he offered him a cake to go with his coffee. “It's one of my favorite cakes. Consider it an apology for my stupidity.”

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

" Easy, you can describe objects as oriental, but someone's name and a person is too personal... But anyways, it was a name given to me by N'kai"

" What's that you said about liking ass...? "

“Apparently as a baby I was very noisy and didn't want anyone to touch me, not even my mother. Although as a child I seem to have been quite feisty, so they got the name right.” The mastiff let out a quiet laugh as he accompanied Tsathoggua on his coffee. “And yours? It sounds... oriental.”

𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂@beanbagbear.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Tsathoggua. But you can call me Tsatho if it makes it easier. Nice to meet you Grumps. ...for a guy named Grumps, you are very nice. "

Faced with the “size,” the mastiff growled and blushed. What strange requests these people had. Wasn't it enough for them to just have fun? He cleared his throat and tried to hide his embarrassment. “I'm an old dog, why would they want to know... that...? I'm starting to regret these apps..”

𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗬.ᐟ.ᐟ@calicoclaws.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Tail flicking slowly… adverting his gaze to the ground. "No, like… uh… dick size. Since you're using it for hookups— er, 'intimate meetings'… people are gonna want to know what you're working with down there. But, uh… they might also want to know how tall you are in actual height, too."