bean queen
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All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.
It’s crazy how working at a job you hate will have you feeling like you didn’t even really do anything all day and still leave you feeling so exhausted
“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet
My cats keep finding new and innovative ways to barf in and on things
The Houston metro system literally just wants to punish people I stg
Lmao one of these reptilian freaks wants Congress to investigate Bad Bunny for making everyone too horny
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
Do you think there was some nominative determinism happening with Goofy?
Not a big deal or anything but one time a Zumba class instructor told me that I had good rhythm
Yes! MORE PUBLIC RESTROOMS IN CITIES! I keep saying this because: 1. Not being able to find a bathroom while you’re out is a bad experience.
Spectrum News NY1@spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 7mo agoMayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin on Saturday announced an initiative to install more public bathrooms across the city.
Thinking about 2nd amendment chuds and how fucking pathetic it is to make your whole personality about cosplaying as someone who would take up arms against tyrannical government…
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison. Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
Not many people realize this, but the 25th amendment can be invoked when the president is in goblin mode.
Can’t help but think of a certain bald mayor when I read this
Brent Toderian@brenttoderian.bsky.social · 9mo agoICYMI: “In the era of the climate crisis, politicians campaigning against bike-lanes aren’t fit for office.”— @taylornoakes.com in @cultmtl.com Also in an era of worsening urban traffic, pollution, city noise, exploding public costs, competition among cities, & not nearly enough space in cities.
Me at Thanksgiving this year: “Grok, roast my memaw. Make it vulgar.”
Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social · 8mo agoEverything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
Was trying to search for an email from Home Depot, and I accidentally typed “Hole depot”. Language is an amazing thing.
It’s crazy how you can just choose to not give a fuck about your job
"Mario" is hard at work in Watsonville, CA harvesting marigolds. "My job is to cut and make bunches of flowers for #DiaDeLosMuertos celebrations.These flowers will be used on alters to honor loved ones that have passed."
According to the wife of one of the men taken, they turned themselves in because agents demanded three folks walk out and turn themselves in or they were going to gas the house. They chose to just turn themselves in because they have children in the house. www.chron.com/news/houston...
ICE operation leads to tense Houston neighborhood standoff
The hours-long confrontation caused hours of chaos in Pasadena.
chron.com
This is how I feel after looking at this app for five minutes. youtu.be/FfQWz4gVcP8?...
Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting scene
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