Ben Shahon

@beansbaker5.bsky.social

Author of SHORT RELIEF @406press.bsky.social Fantasy Football runner-up @rfpress.bsky.social Former/Founding editor @publishedbyJAKE.bsky.social Magic: the Gathering Substacker @ajohnnyspridemate.bsky.social All other writing @ benshahon.com (He/Him/His)

Just finished signing up to pay many bills at the new apt. Scheduled friends and family to help with the move in. And picked out a bunch of furniture. Big things happening, I guess. Life goes on.

Looks like the cat is officially out of the bag! I've joined the incredible team at @rfpress.bsky.social as their newest Reader/Editor! Excited to see these first couple pieces I've picked come out!

Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE!@rfpress.bsky.social · last wk.

And a special shout out to my team - @kelkel.bsky.social @skybarett.bsky.social @melissacuisine.bsky.social @maybemargot.bsky.social & the one and only @beansbaker5.bsky.social with his first selects in this here issue! Much love to all!

Why the hell is Domino's sending me a push notification about a meal deal at 9:23p.m. on a Wednesday? It's almost like my fridge ratted me out for drinking a cider like 45 minutes ago.

I realized the other day that I missed the 10-year anniversary of my writing being published anywhere. But then I remembered that the reason I didn't repost it is because it was a comedy essay about looking forward to the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot.

Shane just wants to go home. Stranded in L.A., he must somehow make it back to Georgia. As he hitchhikes his way across America, he encounters transphobia, crooked cops, swindlers, kindly folks, drugs, tragedy, and a high speed chase. ko-fi.com/s/781b0b9855

Outrun the Devil - Ly Faulk's Ko-fi Shop

Shane just wants to go home. Stranded in L.A., he must somehow make it back to Georgia. As he hitchhikes his way across America, he encounters transph...

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Idk if this is a good thing or not, but I've been starting a lot of essay drafts lately with the working title of "Against __________." Maybe I'm just getting (more) crotchedy as I end my 20's.

Also, I'm working on an essay about Hades II right now, but I can only work on it a couple hundred words at a time because the end of that game makes me too mad. Just put a small session in and now I probably won't sleep for another hour lol

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit