Steve the Muppet Wrangler

@beardog63.bsky.social

Old punk rocker, married to the love of my life for over 30 years. Owner of two goofy Sheepadoodle's, my Muppets! I Love cooking, rum and guitars. Proud resident of Dartmouth N.S. 2,551,769

Last week the lady my wife walks with in the morning noticed I had some ripe tomatoes and said hers weren't even close. She said she was dying for a bacon and fresh tomato sandwich. So I gave her some. Today she brought me homemade pie to say thanks! Breakfast taken care of 😂 😋

Two pieces of pie. One is blueberry and the other sour cherry

A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the other six. Did he have a different father?" His wife, crying uncontrollably answers, "Yes." He asks, "Who's is it?" His wife replies, "Yours!"