Wilt

@bearonthethird.bsky.social

Occasional ramblings of an aspiring forest wizard. 32, NC, he/they/whatever the hell. Cringe but free. Married 💚

I was just visited by a cryptid Customer walks in. She's wearing a bright orange Victorian Mary Poppins dress and a feathered top hat, and carrying a large rolling suitcase. She buys one big (4 pound-ish) papaya and a small coffee, and proceeds to pound the entire thing in our café area

CAUSE IM YOUR LADY 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓼 AND YOU ARE MY MAN 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓘𝓷𝓐𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IF LOVE CAN SEE US THRU 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

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