I just really like what this filter does to my blue glasses. The rest is neat too I suppose but those glasses tho 😜

FCF you say well okay I can try. Also these angles really make it seem like I'm packing some muscly arms but they're just fat too.

Off to work but thought I haven't engaged in a hump day in awhile so let that spell now be broken.

Ohh THAT'S why these work pants are called dickies. Well the more you know

Believe it or not, this was one cosplay I didn't have! So now I'm passing the fanciness on to you! Also my cock - that's cause I like ya onlyfans.com/prince.trek

Loooook had to go the full parody attempt route cuz one I do not own a nice leather hat. And the only black hat I have tells people where I work and for the jokes alone no lol. And also come on I can't compete with that. Dude even has muscle feet for Pete's sake. Happy September

Superhero Childhood Saturday (scs), found lunchbox edition. “Day is here to save the cum”, or whatever Mighty Mouse sang.

The normally docile cubby bear chub type individual person (never know what to label myself) finds himself in a natural recline. But at a moments notice he is prepared to tussle if need be.

Well this is 34. Feels like 33 expect I must wait 10 more years for my beloved palindrome age again. Also in black and white cuz the summer heats caused some unseemly blemishes. Trust me this is a kindness

And now the leave begins. Also, one day I will upgrade this necklace with real peacock pearls!

A lil mid to end of the day FCF for ya lovely people. Sponsored by: Juuuust enough free time and alone time to take these!!

Look at that face all happy and go lucky...... By now that face's owner has realized however that by offering to take a short shift early today that he's now 2 days into a 8 day stretch that will include his bday on Monday. Soon that smile shall fade 😏😏

Ohh the lighting might fail me BUT with the power of filters maybe just maybe we have something here. Hoping it's an enchanted Tummy Tuesday for all who observe it!

So this is a tad late yes. If its any consolation I only forgot about it the day of. I took it the next day but then forgot to post it. That's.... Better? Also I'll admit I bit off too much with the leather calendar I'm a poor man so I've gone the parody route. Oh and Happy FCF

So an amazing friend of mine sent me some underroos technically a month early as he thought my bday was the end of July when its Aug. But you won't hear me complain about em early. And it means you guys get to see em early too. They say Fancy Nuts on em and ya know what..I try ;)

If anyone needs an update on the former bird site turned to the less impressive letter site...they are just like....making pictures that need to be held for saving to be like seen right and it...idk I don't get it but look at this shirt and nothing else!!! Cute right!

Meant to post this awhile ago. Like coincide So I could make a firework joke levels of awhile ago but hey look at me remembering this existed! Tried throwing in plenty of the stuff y'all like so I hope it doesn't disappoint.

Just standing in front of the Good Lighting Nude Pic Taking Window practicing what I THINK are good facial expressions when I can't see them at all while I'm Velma-ing it up in the early morning. So we have that

This is such a good angle....to show off my door organizer. It's got no rhyme or reason to the shelving AND is mostly full of towels and candy. It's perfect

I'm gonna level with you beautiful people....it was hot as a Meramon convention in Flame City. So I only gave this one try all while admitting defeat to the power of the sun and gotta say the lack of leather supplies was honestly a boon this time. But anywhoselbee enjoy. ❤️🔥

POV you slowly realize that every photo is kinda a POV shot cuz it's the POV of the camera lens. Idk is this anything or did the gummy hit? You decide!!

Idk why but something about this cut off sleeveless makes me feel like I can fix a drain or seal up the window for winter. Both things I have canonically done(pro tip no one tells ya literally ever:Drains HATE oil. Don't do that)Funny the power of clothes or lack of them ;P

Just looking pretty in pink. .... we're all meaning the shirt right?! I'm meaning the shirt at least.

Just a tummy day for a tummy guy trying his tummy best every tummy time! This sentence took 14 minutes to settle on.

Figured I COULD do with a more colorful pride post so why not give it a go and see who likes it!! Hope are? Most. Rough estimate? Some.

I'll just admit it.....I'm no good at a serious sexy face like this gentleman is. I'm also not packing his extreme muscle tone admittedly but hey we make due with what we got sometimes. Anyways Happy June, Happier Monday and happiest Pride month!!!

Tummy day and I've heard that some people wanna see an up close look at these underroos. Close enough for ya? 😈

Soooo ya guys really liked that video huh? 🫣😏. Mayhaps a FCF follow up is in order? Mayhaps it will mix my attempts at comedy, dirty talk, AND my goofy way of talking and stumbling around words? Mayhaps I'll use a word aside from mayhaps to start sentences? Mayhaps?Mayhapsn't?

So I figured I've had some exhausting overtime hours the last few weeks so for this Tuesday of The Tummy.... we're blowing off some stress. Quickly due to wellllllla whole morning of what I lovingly call timeline shuffle smut ;P

A Tummy Tuesday Haiku: Just a tummy guy Tummying the best he can Spring has sprung once more