SMALL CHILD: mommy, why does that woman post so weird? EMBARRASSED MOTHER: oh my gosh i am *so* sorry, she doesn't normally reply like this in stranger's mentions ME: it's no problem at all. kids, right? to answer your question sweetie, the horrors broke my brain beyond recovery MOTHER: *blocks*
Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)
every day is International Women's Day in my heart
would you still love me if my insides was a skeleton :(
obviously i have no desire to ever travel to the fascist shithole that is the UK, but it does sadden me that i won't be able to give any of my UK trans siblings a hug today
if the people complicit in this blatant act of segregation had a shred of decency, they would all resign in shame & never show their faces in public ever again the only moral course of action is to disregard the EHRC entirely, work to dismantle it wholesale, & pay reparations to every trans person
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u know what? fuk u *un-conserves ur energy*
god, windows 11 just does shit on its own huh. it put my laptop into a "high contrast" mode that overwrote my display settings in other apps?? why the fuck is that a thing that can turn on spontaneously
i bet Sauron could have easily conquered middle earth if he'd released a subscription service for some little word puzzles
inventing a new genre called "transfem-cosy" where the protagonist is still besieged on all sides by foes of extraordinary power & vitriol but her allies care enough to not fund the bad guys too
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
dudes will literally get lost and forced to go on an odyssey instead of going to Thessaly
once again vindicated in my policy of never voting for Labor ever again. these centrist fucks are worse than useless
I’m sick of this fucker and his cowardly Govt and their self selective policy directions. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
there are so many evil people engaging in such cruelties and they're all given more & more power to hurt others. it gets to me, sometimes
i can only apologise. i am sorry that i don't post "the united states must be destroyed" often enough; know that the words echo forever in my heart, even when i am outwardly silent
british journalists are always saying shit like "my dear friend, who wrote repeatedly of his fantasies of fucking children, was a brave iconoclast & truth-teller who i deeply admired"
"Euler angle"? i 'ardly even know 'er angle!
[to the tune of Boonta Vista's Mystery Liquid, i.e. Eleanor Rigby by some band nobody's heard of] Sensory nightmare There is a whine in a pitch only she seems to hear Tenses in fear
Local Autistic Woman Being Very Patient Despite Sustained High-Pitch Whine Only She Can Hear
if i ever get another therapist i'm probably going to have to explain that i can't read the phrase "keep yourself safe" like a normal person without conscious effort
Local Autistic Woman Being Very Patient Despite Sustained High-Pitch Whine Only She Can Hear
anybody ever notice how much pointless cruelty is engrained in our society? haha, oh boy, i sure hope these violent delights have normal ends!
mario is t4t transhet. luigi is a bisexual of uncertain gender. yoshi is just a little guy
guy who has only seen one vu, seeing a second vu: getting a lot of déjà vu vibes from this
guy who has only seen MCU movies seeing a standalone movie: backstory of That Guy. first appearance of That Guy. That Guy crossover movies. That Guy tier list. That Guy funko pop. That Guy ending explained
the problem with being a reader is eventually you run out of other people's books
oh, you say this mystery is unfathomable? *effortlessly fathoms it*
smoking the cigarette that kills you eventually
every movie about a really cool, competent person should have a bit where they feud with an animal or inanimate object and lose oh, you're effortlessly calm & powerful? behold: an inkjet printer and/or wily crow. surrender or be annihilated
i gotta say, a story making you care about a character, making you believe they're going to be a big part of things to come, and then unceremoniously killing them off in front of the protagonist very much hits for me sometimes life is like that. sometimes the resolution to an arc is short & sharp