Wake up babe. Jelly Roll has trauma

Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 14h ago

Jelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO

Haley Stevens’ campaign slogan “Suffer, Like G Did” has failed to resonate with the electorate.

If Haley Stevens loses tonight she’s going to steal everybody’s Christmas presents. But Michigan’s primary voters aren’t ready for that conversation

Certain things are out of our control but if it’s up to me the @nohomework.website podcast will never, ever make you listen to audio clips of anything

i'm too beautiful for two-factor authentication. a simple password should suffice. sort of the opposite of how i feel about getting carded at a bar

Dale would make an incredible Quebec separatist

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 17h ago

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

just communicated with mitch mcconnell. he told me he has "Encountered the Shroud" but our psychic link grew too faint before he could explain whether that was good or bad

Many Americans from more temperate climates simply cannot comprehend the Broad-Shouldered Hug Of The Midwestern Man. It’s coming for you though. You come anywhere near here and it’s coming for you. Bring it in.

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

again, if i had a calculator that gave me the wrong answer one (1) time, i would throw it out and never use it again and could probably bankrupt the company by simply telling people what happened

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday

Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.

"i just learned something insane from a stranger. why doesn't everyone know about this" is a great style of post, right up there with "why is nobody talking about this" alongside a link to one of the biggest news outlets in the world talking about it. nobody does ignorant curiosity like us humans do

we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo

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Munster, Indiana Population: 22,476 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munster,_Indiana

this place has everything. a water plant. bbq. the looming spectre of Death

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Marianna, Arkansas Pop: 3,145 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianna,_Arkansas Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=63800116 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34120161 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=126377434

I honestly think that the way Jonah Hill and Chris Pratt are going that it might be in my best interests to get fatter. I think these men are abandoning a valuable lane that needs occupied

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

the Foxconn deal continues to inspire every Lyle Lanley in a five thousand mile radius to come to Wisconsin to try and see if they can juice the rubes too

Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 2d ago

A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.

I was thrilled to discuss our friend Alberto’s huge scary dad. He was like a Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! character. Just one of the many interesting kinds of dads you learn about when you play youth sports

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2d ago

Ep. 17 - Nude Gym Elemental. @ugarles.bsky.social beats the game of basketball. @veryimportant.lawyer loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. @lronmexico.bsky.social introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.

Ep. 17 - Nude Gym Elemental. @ugarles.bsky.social beats the game of basketball. @veryimportant.lawyer loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. @lronmexico.bsky.social introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.

Episode 17 - Nude Gym Elemental | No Homework Podcast

Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter.

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i'm not a huge fan of how everything is either literally or metaphorically on fire.

backrooms needed less Trauma and more Cool Shit. didn't care enough about the people and their Trauma

dropbox is acting like shit, uploads slow as hell on desktop and web. sick of this!

don preston is absolutely disassociating in this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAG4...

The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie - Feel Older Now (1972)

YouTube video by Beat-Club

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happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

lollapalooza is the Lori Lightfoot music festival

It has been 0️⃣0️⃣ days since I listened to “Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac and immediately started laughing thinking about Stevie Nicks Fajita Round Up

Bluesky needs to start conducting forum raids. I think we could marshall enough they/them INTJs to completely terraform Threads

I know Beavis from real life. He tries to stay out of the public eye

ME: I don’t know man. I figured I would drink like fifty High Lifes and take my shirt off. MY HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Hm.