Geese
@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social
#289574 Blatant furry, married to Hopfel Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn
Guy who isn't really into the same things as I am, but close, and is a great flirt and vibe: - Has me in his DMs for HOURS and HOURS, teasing back and forth Guy who is into the EXACT same things as me and knows PERFECTLY how to tease about them: - Has me for three posts If you know, you know.
Birthday art from the boyyy @annoy.bsky.social Nakk's getting looser, he's not too far now from taking ALL of me. <3 One of these years, I'll have broken him... #analvore #vore Thanks Annoy awaa
It wouldn't let me upload the full banner so have a Greeny crop instead C: Happy Eurofurence! #EF30
We're at Eurofurence, if you find me or @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social come say hi! Also got to submit one of the banner animations, weeee :D
Content: hyper. Up to get down to get up. For @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #foreskin #growth #kolonok #weasel #male #animation #animated
Possibly cold take: I would rather pay much more for a claw machine that isn't completely rigged than pay less for a game that I can clearly never win. I practiced claw machines at old Toad's and in Yakuza. I can't watch the claw perfectly wrap around a plush and immediately slide right off. Worst.
Nothing to quite take the wind out of your sails than "nobody really cares about [thing you're hyperfixated about] though, right? That must suck."
Fucking prey before you eat them is all well and good but fucking prey after slowly working a prey of their own into them is just next level~ Especially if they arn't a pred at all~ It just hits so many buttons~
Bumping this for 8/8 If you haven't harassed Filinek yet, do it, I'm done asking or offering
🔞 Fillin Arts 🔞@fillinek.bsky.social · last mo.Do you enjoy comfy prey in your balls? Do you like when all the goodies are on display? Why not get @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social or me as prey on your bean! If you got, or plan to get this YCH, including custom species of this YCH i did. (its optional, its free, just contact me :3) #vore #cv
Made a mod for Noita that makes me the player character. It looks very silly and I very much enjoy it. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... If you were curious how to do it, you could ask me but in truth I made this forever ago and only now uploaded it so I will be very little help.
Steam Workshop::Geese Mode
steamcommunity.com
So in Palworld, you have three roles for your pals really-- There's minmaxing them for damage, for mobility (like if they're a mount), and for work speed. You travel around with max damage and mounts and let the work speed pals work in your base. Pretty regular stuff. However...
Some critters wiggled their way in my balls! I guess it's cooler in there than outside, eh? And some alts to the YCH I got from @fillinek.bsky.social of their boyo Tapio and @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social's Geese! #vore #cockvore #hyper #muscle #bara #easterndragon #sergal
Do you enjoy comfy prey in your balls? Do you like when all the goodies are on display? Why not get @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social or me as prey on your bean! If you got, or plan to get this YCH, including custom species of this YCH i did. (its optional, its free, just contact me :3) #vore #cv
I feel like my argument about porn, where it's 'the bad guy always wins! that's the point!' is bolstered by the fact that most of my kinks live in stark contrast to my politics. Dehumanization is absolutely peak in the bedroom and in porn but nowhere else.
commission for beeffungusgeese there is a special moment when someone is waist deep in your ass and your penises touch they say if you make a wish at that exact moment the wish will come true
I CAN I'M ALLOWED I CAN DO IT, I CAN SAY F-SLUR, I'M A MAN MARRIED TO A MAN, WHY COULDN'T I, but I don wanna :c
Small Miles and @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social went to a diner together! Looks like Miles ordered the Geese #Serperior #Sergal #Vore #pokemon #snake #pred #prey #small #Smallpred
Content: hyper. Balls too loud, can't hear the muffled pleas. The weasel on the left is of @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #veins #stockings #weasel #canine #femboy #male
I've never really believed "love" was an ingredient you could taste, but-- Genuinely "Five Nights at Frickbear's 3" was such a good love letter to FNaF that it retroactively made me kinda like FNaF too. I even hate horror and grew up in a highschool of annoying kids who love FNaF. This one's good.
I've been flirting with @savvel.bsky.social and we talked about something I HAVE to draw. It might be THE gayest thing. Like, The Actual Most, Record-Breakingly Specifically-Gay Thing.~ Think it over. What does everyone think The Most Gay Activity is? We'll see if this has you beat when I draw it.
I dunno why people do this, my water's real gross now. #nofilter
I'm so into collecting and finishing checklists as a mechanic in games that often it's the thing tying me to a game I've already put hours into. Now it's a kink ig too? Like... "I ate ALL of this species.~" You can decide to make them extinct, or just make them exclusive and yours. Good shit! Why?!
"What's your favorite food, Geese?" Me: "Ramen." Them, thinking: 🍜 Me, thinking: 🤤♂️
I remember, for so long, I was somebody who could never directly admit I wanted to get eaten or that I wanted to eat another character. In direct opposition to now, where I cannot beg *enough.* Big tummy? Sexy ass? Heavy balls? Lemme make it clear that I feel the way that @boldarts.vore.meme draws.
PSA: Farting is a more vanilla kink than vore. So are feet, watersports, bara, yaoi, and almost all forms of BDSM. Not tossing shade at anybody, just making some people stare into their fridges for a long time.
Cold Take: The Library of Babel isn't interesting. I don't know if anybody thought it was that interesting to begin with, maybe only a subreddit, now? But saying stuff like "every part of everything you ever wrote is in there" is like saying "all the words you use are in the dictionary already."