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Geese

@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

#289574 Blatant furry Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn

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Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · last wk.

So in Palworld, you have three roles for your pals really-- There's minmaxing them for damage, for mobility (like if they're a mount), and for work speed. You travel around with max damage and mounts and let the work speed pals work in your base. Pretty regular stuff. However...

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3w ago

I feel like my argument about porn, where it's 'the bad guy always wins! that's the point!' is bolstered by the fact that most of my kinks live in stark contrast to my politics. Dehumanization is absolutely peak in the bedroom and in porn but nowhere else.

Argon Vile@argonvile.bsky.social · 4w ago

commission for beeffungusgeese there is a special moment when someone is waist deep in your ass and your penises touch they say if you make a wish at that exact moment the wish will come true

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I've never really believed "love" was an ingredient you could taste, but-- Genuinely "Five Nights at Frickbear's 3" was such a good love letter to FNaF that it retroactively made me kinda like FNaF too. I even hate horror and grew up in a highschool of annoying kids who love FNaF. This one's good.

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I've been flirting with @savvel.bsky.social and we talked about something I HAVE to draw. It might be THE gayest thing. Like, The Actual Most, Record-Breakingly Specifically-Gay Thing.~ Think it over. What does everyone think The Most Gay Activity is? We'll see if this has you beat when I draw it.

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm so into collecting and finishing checklists as a mechanic in games that often it's the thing tying me to a game I've already put hours into. Now it's a kink ig too? Like... "I ate ALL of this species.~" You can decide to make them extinct, or just make them exclusive and yours. Good shit! Why?!

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I remember, for so long, I was somebody who could never directly admit I wanted to get eaten or that I wanted to eat another character. In direct opposition to now, where I cannot beg *enough.* Big tummy? Sexy ass? Heavy balls? Lemme make it clear that I feel the way that @boldarts.vore.meme draws.

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

PSA: Farting is a more vanilla kink than vore. So are feet, watersports, bara, yaoi, and almost all forms of BDSM. Not tossing shade at anybody, just making some people stare into their fridges for a long time.

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Cold Take: The Library of Babel isn't interesting. I don't know if anybody thought it was that interesting to begin with, maybe only a subreddit, now? But saying stuff like "every part of everything you ever wrote is in there" is like saying "all the words you use are in the dictionary already."

Geese@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 4mo ago

My Discord got hacked. 18 hours later I got it back. On the plus-side, they were totally unable to get anything out of anybody. On the other side, even in just 18 hours, the news spread like wildfire throughout my communities such that they couldn't possibly have gotten anything. But now what.