Geese
@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social
#289574 Blatant furry, married to Hopfel Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn
Okay hear me out-- What if circumcision actually had a correlation with autism, like what if being circumcised after birth puts one at a significantly greater risk later I don't think that, just, imagine if that was the antivax conspiracy instead of being against life-saving medicine. Imagine.
You ever think In American football, after a touchdown, there's the option between an extra point in a safer way or two more in a risky way Clearly the manlier thing is always go for a risky money shot But it's also manly to win games This is all to say, masculinity+++ isn't a very logical system
There's gotta be a better extreme version of "relaxed" than "sexually satisfied." Maybe "high." Somebody brought up the idea of Michelle Obama as the next president elect, and... Bro. Just the idea feels like a warm blanket or a ray of sunshine. Euphoria. Dreamlike. It's been on my mind for days.
My childhood forums getting axed and now Discord and everywhere getting the "child protection" destructive gloss always felt like... "Child molester found with a child on Grand Avenue. Grand Avenue permanently closed after the man and child were escorted away."
Friendly reminder that before you ghost someone you ALWAYS have the option to text them one final time with the phrase "something happened."
3 page comm for @discobirb.bsky.social ! thank you again! being turned into crow fat is a great honor, as Geese here has just found out #vore #digestion
The struggle to beg for noncon play from friends who are polite and respectful...
How does one stay sitting and wipe? Like I know half the population stays sitting but I'm out here with a dumpy I can't reach around like that.
Something I find myself consistently thinking about... The Buddhas of Bamiyan, for example. It feels awfully presumptuous to assume we have the absolute best technology for uncovering our buried historical secrets, but then, unburying them anyway gives them all that more time to get destroyed.
Forget slapping a chicken so hard it's cooked, we know that's been scientifically proven impossible or whatever-- Can I slap water so hard it becomes carbonated? o -o
I haven't done any drugs-- like nothing not prescribed by a doctor or like medicine. I mean like, no weed or cigarettes. I just have no desire, really. It smells too bad, all of it. So... Is it weird that imagining my character as a chainsmoker or like a weed guy, that that brings me a lot of joy?
Generally, I like being prey more. Hearing "oh, so you're prey-only?" makes me so incomprehensibly sad and mad though? And it's like **why not** but hearing somebody else say it makes me feel so so selfconscious. I'm not prey-only! Shut UP. There are people in my DMs with green PFPs because of ME.
Drag n' Wash is out yoooo! If it's blocked for you on Steam, we have an Itch as well: gatordragongames.itch.io/dragnwash
DragN'Wash by GatorDragonGames, Hopfel, Jigglebonez, RalivDev, naelstrof, Ahze
Available for Windows, macOS, Linux
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naelstrof@naelstrof.bsky.social · last mo.Game is out!!!
It occurs to me that furcons are big enough now and people go to them with all different amounts of context-- There are people who don't know what e621 is, but who would recognize the 621 rule of furcons. There's undoubtedly a double-digit number, at least.
Doing research for a project You have no idea how much whiplash I got scrolling through a list of movies where there's a fish one and it's got the correct design style but instead of Finding Nemo it's called Finding Jesus There's two of them. They're real movies. There's Christian slop of *Nemo.*
Big ups to Cool Cat and their collection of anti-bullying movies "Cool Cat: The Kids' Superhero!" and "Cool Cat and the Hollywood Christmas Parade" are very real movies, alongside "Cool Cat Saves The Kids" But things take a very serious turn with "Cool Cat finds a Gun"
Allow me to make your day a little better by positing that Zootopia and The Bad Guys take place in the same cinematic universe. You're welcome.
Why do programs keep track of my usage? Like, system memory should. All it does, telling me "yippee you spent 100 hours on this app! ✨", is make me wary about doing more of it. Seems counterproductive. Everybody needs to get Focus Friend btw.
www.furaffinity.net/view/66148861/ New vore story just dropped-- yeah, from the famous Geese, one of the famous vore stories that Geese guy makes. And this one is size difference? Where the prey is smaller than the pred?? Weird. Strange, even. #oralvore #analvore #dubcon #vore
Guy who isn't really into the same things as I am, but close, and is a great flirt and vibe: - Has me in his DMs for HOURS and HOURS, teasing back and forth Guy who is into the EXACT same things as me and knows PERFECTLY how to tease about them: - Has me for three posts If you know, you know.
Birthday art from the boyyy @annoy.bsky.social Nakk's getting looser, he's not too far now from taking ALL of me. <3 One of these years, I'll have broken him... #analvore #vore Thanks Annoy awaa
It wouldn't let me upload the full banner so have a Greeny crop instead C: Happy Eurofurence! #EF30
We're at Eurofurence, if you find me or @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social come say hi! Also got to submit one of the banner animations, weeee :D
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Possibly cold take: I would rather pay much more for a claw machine that isn't completely rigged than pay less for a game that I can clearly never win. I practiced claw machines at old Toad's and in Yakuza. I can't watch the claw perfectly wrap around a plush and immediately slide right off. Worst.
Nothing to quite take the wind out of your sails than "nobody really cares about [thing you're hyperfixated about] though, right? That must suck."
Fucking prey before you eat them is all well and good but fucking prey after slowly working a prey of their own into them is just next level~ Especially if they arn't a pred at all~ It just hits so many buttons~