The first night post-regression takes some getting used to Wearing a footed sleeper, when you usually just sleep in underwear Nightlights and lullabies when you're used to a quiet, dark room A tummy full of milk And of course, the slow realization that night-diapers aren't changed until morning

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I know crawling feels babyish, and it's tempting to start walking as early as you can, but remember 1. Having a messy accident becomes surprisingly easy when every part of your body is taxed by staying upright & 2. A big part of learning to walk is falling onto your padded bottom, clean or not...

Alright everyone, naptime! Shoes, pants, overalls, skirts and dresses at the bottom of your mat. We don't want nice clothes being ruined if you leak We're going to put on some quiet music and dim the lights , but it won't be dark Most importantly, make sure you have your plushie and your blanket!

Try not to be too embarassed. Your babysitter's seen plenty of kids singing and dancing along with Barney. It isn't even really you that she was laughing at, it was just the timing of you relaxing and absolutely flooding your Huggies right as the song ended that was a little funny.

It isn't always hard being a baby. Mommy has lots of friends, and they're all super nice; Just as importantly, they're all moms so they're used to kids, none of them bottle feed, and when Mommy's busy there's always at least one who's about to leak through her top right as you're due for a feed.

Which is jarring to learn when you WEREN'T really a baby until you met her, and now all your crying about wanting to be a grown-up again has just lead her to breastfeeding you in the middle of the park she found you in and her rich milk flowing through you promises a public diaper change later!

There are two things you need to know about being a baby; one, if you're crying, it means that you're hungry or in need of a diaper change, and two, Mama will resolve both of those issues anywhere at any time, whether it's in private or not. ⤵️

It's funny: people say babies are clumsy, but it's almost amazing how good you are at doing everything one-handed. Playing, finger-painting, building blocks. Plus, you thumbsuckers always look precious doing it~

I am 99% sure that using this ends with you bursting out of your top, fully lactating, and on the hunt for hungry babies to feed.

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It's not easy being a baby... All it takes is holding your nose once in a moment of weakness, when your Luvs are particularly smelly, and now it's Mommy's lock-screen forever. Plus, she shows ALL her friends...

PSA: The Regression-Gun is a ray, not a beam! You cannot expect pinpoint accuracy, it's going to be stronger at the middle and weaker at the edges, and hit multiple targets That's why you should use it to your advantage: time it so your infant target gets a tweenaged babysitter to keep them safe!

AR Concept: Someone else twinning into you, then regressing you, effectively taking over your life, while you become a very drooly, droopy diapered, unintelligible, very aware little observer to your own life. At least when your brainpower isn't being heavily taken by bright colored plastic toys...

New Bio! Was majorly due for an update. Feels like I should re-introduce myself at this point. Hi, I'm Eli! I'm trans, I write silly, cutesy things sometimes, I love bees, and I love making new friends! Nice to meet you all!

It's cute how noisy you are watching tv, especially since it's all such little sounds. Wetly sucking your pacifier, drool spattering off the front of your diaper, the odd little excited clap, and the near constant crinkles when you bounce as something you like happens on screen Such a happy tot!

Hiding behind the sofa to stink diapers is for dumb babies: big kids pee their pullups in front of it real hard so the babysitter can't stop them wetting their training pants halfway and drag them away from cartoons to finish on the potty

You would've taken cheap diapers, store brand diapers, old person diapers, anything but this! no saying they're for a cousin, or even that they're for just in case, or a sometimes thing Not when your name's printed on the seat, and the minimum order was a thousand! Your mom's a bit too loving...

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Eep, she's on your bus again: the old timey nanny Just try to ignore the cooing about her charge's nappies Oh gosh, she's playing peek-a-boo with a clean diaper Yep It's over: she's noticed the blush. Looks like it's twins in her pram now At least you have a bonnet to help hide that red face now

Important advice for new regressees. People are patient. Your new mommy and even her neighbours will get used to all that noise you're making long before they realize you're making it because you used to be big; and long, long before you get used to boob milk, lullabies, and diapee changes!

Long car rides are daunting, but that's cause you haven't realized it's secretly a nap Getting strapped in after a feed, with music playing? It almost guarantees that instead of hours of boredom, it feels like seconds before you realize you're already there, and somehow desperately needing a change

Uh-oh. Your roommate's knocking on the door... She's saying you've been in there a while... She's asking if you're inexplicably two years old again... And you're not sure if you can bluff your way out of this, especially since you can't seem to take your thumb out of your mouth...

TMI tuesday. Ask the bee anything!

It's funny how movies make people scared of burly men jumping out of windowless unmarked vans with rags soaked in chloroform After all, the way bigger kidnapping threat is minivans with unoccupied babyseats driven by busty moms armed with syringes of regression serum and diapering supplies

Candle is really really keen on inviting girls to explore their femmier side, in her usual big-sisterly way... even when said girls are older than her! Ah well, Sarnita is patient enough not to correct her, or smart enough to realize it's a moot point. A doodle for the bravest big sis ever 🧡💚🧡💚

Bubblepuppers (Bloom Bubblegum)@bubblepuppers.bsky.social · last mo.

It’s her first plush friend~ And she had a long daaaay…

"Woah, hon! They're meant to be pullups, not droop downs!" Is a bit rude, but it's always the spunky girl who's really good at Plushie Theatre saying it, while you're busy watching tv Unlike the dorky one who'll say it at the worst time, and be stuck trying to figure out how to make the tears stop

Getting a diaper-change next to someone is so darn cute. No formality, no being ushered into the next room: just the change-mat being rolled out, and a caregiver taking care of your stinky pants, while your friend nonchalantly watches TV beside you.

I know you don't like how patronizing Mommy's friends are, but I promise that all of the waving at you, silly noises, cuddles, and sing song talk about how precious you are is much more agreeable when you're milk-drunk and one of them has a lot of keychains on the set she's jangling for you.

Starting a cultural movement in the babyfur community pushing(heh) for infant/newborn coded play so we can get a Renaissance of newborn coded toys