🌸 Miss Candle🕯️
@candlekit.bsky.social
Candle/Crown (She/They). 30 y.o. 🕯️👑📒🪞🕷️ Collecting kinks, coding games, and writing hot stuff. ES/ENG 🩷@cushylutra.bsky.social 🩵@basyboo.bsky.social 💜@marvelousmatty.bsky.social
'𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 - 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄. 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐔𝐒𝐄. 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒!' You'd read the above text what felt like a thousand times now, having little else in the way of entertainment. Well, other than entertainment that would regress you faster. ⤵️
Since my therapist is on vacation, it's probably a good time to deep dive into DBT on my own, mmmh...
I'm tummy sick... ;~; I keep constantly needing to go to the bathroom and it huuuuuuurts ;;;~;;;
The perfect table for a regressed mage council!
I just learned that multi infant-seat tables exist?? Anyway who wants to get sat in one of these to mindlessly color with me while the adults publicly discuss our embarrassing baby milestones (how often you fill your diaper, what you’ve been humping recently) a few feet away as if we can’t hear :3
*having intrusión thought over this* S-So pretty.... Q////Q🩷🩷🩷
After this whole thing I ended up feeling fuzzy and a lot more compassionate towards myself, so I think the exercise was successful QvQ
Lack of good sleep has me in a sad mood, so this short thread is an exercise in managing guilty / harmful / sulky thoughts in a way that they do not spiral / are constructive towards my mental health instead. 🧵
Fields of Mistria 1.0 is here!✨ Thank you to everyone who's joined us on this journey, shared feedback, showed us your farms, created fan art, and loved Mistria as much as we do. 1.0 is just the beginning. 🌱 Download on Steam: bit.ly/Mistria
What I've not told you before is how these slopware developers often refuse to take no for an answer. I get an email with an offer of a paid promotion for some slop game with live AI integration and I decline, but a day or two later I get the same email with the same offer I just declined.
No doesn't mean no to these assholes, and why would it? They're used to fawning AI chatbots they can repeat themselves enough times to to get the desired outcome, so no is just an invitation to try harder. No amount of clarity on my part that "I DO NOT WANT AI GENERATED SLOP" matters to them.
will keep posting this while it ages like a fine wine Happy 8/4 Bowser Day
Lack of good sleep has me in a sad mood, so this short thread is an exercise in managing guilty / harmful / sulky thoughts in a way that they do not spiral / are constructive towards my mental health instead. 🧵
very naughty ghost hands (in various sizes)
Managed to sleep some despite the neighbors literally hammering their walls, but gosh do I feel like I want all the cuddles in the world ;v; Duckling class cuddle puddle...
Little sis who asks to sleep in big sis' bed in the middle of the night, and big sis has to ask, "Can your diaper hold another wetting?"
I "love" how late 90s / early 2000s videogame ads in magazines were mostly a gross , "edgy", or bizarrely sexualized image that HAD NOTHING TO DO with the game itself and then a few in-game screenshots that you could barely make out on the side.
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex - two-page PlayStation 2 ad (2001).
Woe Pharoahs curse be upon thee: 𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
Oh my god my neighbours have FINALLY stopped hammering the walls can I actually catch some shuteye now?
abdl household rule where each family member has a day of the week where they become the littlest sibling
Your big sister always stressed the importance of reading things through to you! But she didn't read that contract she signed, and now she's stuck brainlessly crawling around and showing off her company's new diaper brand to everyone, demonstrating how comfy, absorbent and high capacity they are!
You know? I think it's wonderful that we can have little snippets like this in the community. I don't know how to explain it, but... it gives me a sense of safety in aging. If that makes sense. That we are accepting of the fact that the community is formed by adults of all ages, not just 20s and 30s
Happens more often than I'd like. Solution, just stay down on the floor and have someone else tidy up. #abdl
"POODDDIIEEEEEeeeeEEEEEE!" you screamed, a cramp hitting your gut. And just like usual, your captor was never too far away, easily hoisting your regressed body into the air. "Uh oh! Let's see if we can get the silly baby potty trained this time!" she chuckled, carrying you to the bathroom. ⤵️
Okay it's actually really neat how easy it's to make anti vaxxers admit they do not care about any amount of lives saved if they personally don't get the needle. Just gotta press them to commit to a number of acceptable deaths, and soon they'll admit they are fine with unlimited death.
We would kill every last person if it meant unwilling people weren’t going to be coerced to become vaccinated with a SARS-CoV-2 vaccine that doesn’t work to #stopthespread. Now how many people would you will?
I was an early bloomer and I was a tall kid in elementary school even tho I barely grew after that its nice seeing immature characters be bigger I was definitely a weird kid for it but it's nice to feel seen and whatever
I swear one day I'm going to get a pool noodle specifically to bonk sweet girls who self depreciate. (Including me during relapses)
Cool big sister who used to let you watch her nightmare inducing ultra gory scary movies with her, to drooling walker bound infant dumbly clapping her drooly hands along to simple baby shows about unicorns and princesses and ABCs and counting to ten!