Blake?

@beetleeggblues.bsky.social

biz dev person of color working on a wook rpg

Biz dev tips: wook is coming back and I'll be the first to capitalize on it in video game form. You all are laughing now, but I'll be laughing my way to the bank 😤🍄🧚🏽‍♀️

I'm going to make a game targeted at getting into A Maze next year because I've been rejected every time. My friend told me it's because my games aren't cultural. I will need to channel my mixed-race-ness and just make a MUGEN game where Goku fights Piccolo soundtracked by Paramore.

I posted a video here earlier today of a described video that I posted about. What I meant was that I first described the idea of a video, then I made it and posted it here. However I remember "the medium is the message" and I deleted the video. If you saw the video, I'm sorry.

going to start uploading front facing camera comedy sketches on blue sky. I have a character that's British and anti-woke and thinks there should only be one gender (male). I've been completely torturing everyone I've seen in the past week with my funny British accent. Would love to torture you too

Bought a Flipper Zero so I could go to sports bars and change the channel from sports to the "Spiral Channel" which is a channel used to hypnotize people. I'd hypnotize these fools to do things like eating vegan, vote for the Working Families party, switch to Bluesky instead of using X

Bought an AI assistant and left it in a closet with a speaker playing Pod Save America and MSNBC simultaneously 24/7 so the feds don't think I'm buying guns in order to convince people to vote Working Families

Rumor has it the next Last of Us game, they aren't zombies. It's just crust punks. They try to steal your coconut water. You have to whack them in the head with to get them to bug off. The twist at the end of the game is that you were totally in the right whacking those crust punks over the head.

How much would you donate to my kickstarter for my wook RPG? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? $600? $700? Each tier will have a reward of some different tie dye shirt and an amount of weed. I don't know how much weed to reward backers because I don't smoke the stuff. I just like the wook aesthetics.