Bella Gia

@bellagia.bsky.social

I write Haladriel fanfic but love all ships 💖 Author of Not Your Name. BellaGia on Ao3. ✍️ She/her. NSFW. 🦺 Minors DNI 🔞 You may create art from my work 🎨 but pls no AI. Pfp by @thatsouthernanthem

Is there any character in Tolkien who has a birthday apart from Bilbo? Because I'm about to add Birthday Sex by Jeremih to a playlist on Spotify and in the absence of anyone else, Bilbo's gonna get it. 🤷

Bella remember that idea for NYN you had at 4 in the morning where Marion does that thing to the person and that thing almost happens and the person is like aaaah. (Have to put it here because literally will forget if I make a note in my phone ok night night zzzzzz, future Bella hope you see this)

Dear lord please let this birthday party tomorrow go well. I don't mind if its hard work. I will do whatever I have to for her to have a good time. And please let the other kids come and not ditch her even though they have RSVPd because I'm shitting myself that they just won't show up.

THEORY: Sauron imprisoned Celeborn BEFORE ADAR KILLED HIM & it was BECAUSE he'd heard about Galadriel & wanted to have her on his side even back then so wanted Cel as bait & then she climbed up onto his raft & he was like "Jackpot" & this is also why he ate clams at the pub in Numenor.

#TROPSpoilers "Longing of the flesh" LONGING OF THE FLESH?? Balroggy are you possibly telling Sauron he can't forge the One Ring because he got too horny for his polycule of Galadriel, Brimby, Adar and various others over the years???

Laughing my ass off at all the people who have decided S3 is shit and is going to be shit and everyone involved is shit and shit is shit, based solely from a teaser trailer and a few promo pics. Calm the fuck down, this 8 hour long season isn't even going to be released for 4 months.