"Sew Your Own Sloth" from the Hobbycraft Guide to The Seven Deadly Sins. We've already had "Sew Your Own Anger" Looking forward to "Reap Your Own Whirlwind"
Ben*
@benasterisk.bsky.social
Dad, autism advocate, artist, musician, standup comedian, software developer, writer, animal lover, bemused pop culture tourist. To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty. And this pear.
Margaret Thatcher & Trump sorry for Minor Threat Stripes and Checks sorry for The Clash Psychiatric board sorry for The Commitments Hasbro sorry for the Guess Who Purolater Delivery Service sorry for Boys II Men
- Militant vegan activist sorry for the dead milkmen - McDonald's menu sorry for mcfly - Cup of tea sorry for limp bizkit - Electrician sorry for arcade fire - Mattel sorry for the pussycat dolls - Climate change sorry for the avalanches - Palindrome sorry for ABBA - King Midas sorry for goldfinger
Monty Python sorry for Toad the Wet Sprocket Lucifer sorry for The Fall Firefighters sorry for The Alarm Local Heroin Dealership sorry for Jane's Addiction and The Adicts Regularly scheduled act sorry for The Replacements God sorry for Genesis
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth
The second novelette in the Goldilocks trilogy, after "An Insufficient Number of Murders" and followed by "Exactly the Right Amount of Murders"
Oooh, that's a painful list. Never or *barely* played 1. Toon 2. Middle Earth Role Playing 3. Ringworld 4. Chill 5. Palladium Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (before there was ever a show - it's purely based on the original comics)
first 5 TTRPGs I bought but never played 1. FASERIP Marvel 2. Robotech 3. Ninjas and Superspies 4. D20 Star Wars 5. Savage Worlds
1. Holmes D&D 2. AD&D 1e 3. Top Secret 4. Gamma World 5. Boot Hill
First 5 TTRPGs played 1. D&D red box 2. AD&D 2e 3. Heroes Unlimited 4. WEG Star Wars 5. D&D 3e Opportunities for something other than D&D were limited back in the day.
I have the book on Libby currently, here's a higher res photo for you <3
Build your own Maginot Line. Note: does not come with enough pieces to cover Belgium as well. Also, the artillery can not be turned to face backwards.
I would laugh, but I DID once own a bed where wearing head protection wasn't a bad idea.
Never Let Me Down Again In My Pants
MacArthur Park In My Pants
How to tell the difference between Spider-Man and Fuckin-Spider-Man
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situation like these.
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies for Tax Purposes (1964)
X2: X-men United for Tax Purposes (2003)
Our cat snags bags of bread or buns from the kitchen and leaves them near the bedroom. Couple of times a month. Never tries to eat them. Not sure if they're a hunting gift, or if he's just bored at 3am or what.
Few people know that "Barefoot in the Park" was actually a prequel to the much less successful "My Lengthy Battle With Hookworm"
Not to call anyone out, but as far as I can see the Anti-Lunatic Squad hasn't done a DAMN thing in the last 20+ years