Benji Lanyado

@benjilanyado.bsky.social

Founder of Picfair. Totally Football Show guest. Former journo (Guardian/NYT). Engineer. West Ham sufferer ⚒️

Not time to panic but also maybe we go down sell Bowen sell Paqueta sell everyone sign the rest of Steve Potts’s children Charge £7 a pop for Potts XI at the Stratford Thunderdome yep that’s the plan

Very clear Conference League trend emerging: Cradles of civilisation in even years; London clubs in odd years. 2022: Roma 2023: West Ham 2024: Olympiakos 2025: Chelsea Predictions: 2026: İstanbul Başakşehir 2027: Crystal Palace

By the end of 2025 England will have played: Albania Latvia Andorra Senegal Serbia Wales We’ll go into a World Cup year with Tuchel having learned nothing of substance about this group of players. Not ideal.

Inspired by dreamy Dominik Szoboszlai I asked an AI who the most handsome players in the Premier League and shared it with the lads 👇🏼

The Totally Football Show@totallyshow.bsky.social · last yr.

🚨BRAND NEW POD!🚨 @acjimbo.bsky.social, @oilysailor.bsky.social, @benjilanyado.bsky.social & @mattdaviesadams.bsky.social are in the studio🎙️ 🧑‍🍳Man United making cuts 🦅Palace & Wharton - wow 🏆A new name on the FA Cup? 😍The PL's most handsome players pod.fo/e/2b2a11

Lopategui is grieving for his father. The club needs to replace him, but if ever there was a time to show empathy through clarity, it’s now. Classless, again. And stupid. Any new manager will look closely at how his predecessors were treated. We’ve now mistreated 2 in a row.

Highlights from West Ham’s season so far: • Star player banned for 5 games for knocking out half the Spurs team • Record goalscorer almost dies in car crash and pulverises his legs • Struggling manager’s father dies • Captain & talisman breaks his foot HNY Irons! ⚒️