Ben 🥞
@benjimnn.bsky.social
Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴 | almost always SFW
Enjoyed Shannara book 2, now I’m watching the series and have realized the cover twink is actually a pre-Feyd-Rautha Austin Butler? Elf-twink royalty 😮💨
Ben 🥞@benjimnn.bsky.social · 3w agooversized cumbersome edition but with twunk cover vs perfectly portable edition but with chick cover
I present to you the most Boston photo I've taken in quite some time. License plates blurred to maintain driver's dignity.
brb, asking Circe to transform only certain parts of me into a pig's so I can achieve 30-min orgasms
Bloomfie meetup with @hunthall.bsky.social and @sammarga17.bsky.social ! We laughed, we book shopped, we drank matcha things. Highly recommend.
I was in a Barnes & Noble and bought a book out of guilt over having used their store as a showroom to get ideas of books to look for used
oversized cumbersome edition but with twunk cover vs perfectly portable edition but with chick cover
@benjimnn.bsky.social , I've known a lot of Bens. Ben Franklin? Frankly overrated. Flew a kite one time. ONE TIME. Everybody lost their minds. You would've had electricity done in a weekend. Big Ben? It's a clock. Doesn't even tell good time. London time. The worst time!
Tomorrow's my birthday. In lieu of flowers, please make a donation to your favorite charity.
Mispronouncing “epitome” prolly means you do read, not the other way around. You only say it wrong cause you’re following the rules we were all taught.
"I'm gonna rock your world!" - God to the dinosaurs (66,000,000 BC)
There’s urban fantasy but is there rural fantasy? What if a sassy demon wants to work on a farm? #booksky
Should I buy MindsEye for $14 to see if it’s as bad as they say
All that effort to climb to the top of the Empire State Building and then you unfurl such a milquetoast statement?
July 1: I think I just heard a sonic boom from companies racing to change their Pride logos back
