darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis. (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life. Socials: https://taplink.cc/darthazius
I'm even further behind with music btw, having just heard "Say You Love Me" by Jessie Ware (2014) for the first time
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 2mo agoso much gaming news & exciting announcements and here I am, barely 5% through 2022's Horizon: Forbidden West
butts are cut in half so you can have some now and save the rest for later
THE NEXT BIG PHONE INNOVATION: They detect when you're using the loudspeaker on public transport and explode in your face
when you ensure your department's ability to maintain essential functions during a disruption in a slay way, call it business cuntinuity 💅
I'd like to think I'm forgetful in a funny goofy way and not in a 'crippled the business because I forgot a critical task' way, you know haha MY BOSS: -.-
dunno who else needs to hear this but if you workout without a trainer, you should regularly watch tutorials for the exercises that you do to check if you've been doing an exercise horrifically wrong for months
I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.
made me think of & edit this immediately but I'm gonna need the premier league bloomfs to explain this to everyone else
Supplanting Haystack@altzazel.bsky.social · yesterdayOn Bsky you never blo alone.
you should keep checking your junk, you never know what might be in there
Idk, I feel like the elephant really ties the room together 🤔
TIL the window seat in the emergency exit row doesn't have an armrest 🫠
awkward moment you mix 'a round of applause' and 'please give a big hand' and instead you say "PLEASE GIVE A BIG ROUND OF HANDS" to a room full of healthcare experts ...twice
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 6d agoWe've gotten off to a fun start: none of the external presenters have sent me their slides yet and the event is tomorrow (I'm the emcee, I need to review and compile all this) and also I forgot my beard brush at home lol
brb, asking Circe to transform only certain parts of me into a pig's so I can achieve 30-min orgasms
starting to use "and/or" in formal communiques a lot because I miss Andor idk
We've gotten off to a fun start: none of the external presenters have sent me their slides yet and the event is tomorrow (I'm the emcee, I need to review and compile all this) and also I forgot my beard brush at home lol
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 6d agoTaking off into what promises to be a horribly extroverted stressful 2 days so thanks for the questions for far 🥰 ngl.link/darthazius26...
Taking off into what promises to be a horribly extroverted stressful 2 days so thanks for the questions for far 🥰 ngl.link/darthazius26...
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 6d agoFlying out in the morning for Work Travel #2 and it's going to be a stressy few days so kindly flood the NGL pls I need your most unhinged thoughts keeping me company as I work over the weekend ngl.link/darthazius26...
Flying out in the morning for Work Travel #2 and it's going to be a stressy few days so kindly flood the NGL pls I need your most unhinged thoughts keeping me company as I work over the weekend ngl.link/darthazius26...
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darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 7d agoCommencing out-of-city Travel #1: 2.5 hour roadtrip with a colleague to deliver a lecture at a remote location where I may or may not get murdered. Thanks for the questions, gang ngl.link/darthazius26...
just saw it and adding my voice to the chorus: we were robbed of watching Avatar Aang in theaters. That would have been INCREDIBLE.
We wound up talking about vacation plans and my coworker said they wanted to visit China because her teenage daughter wanted to visit the "furry convention" and I was like "what" and she went on to explain it's a convention where you work with designers to make a whole outfit with fur clothes
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 7d agoOkay, presentation done, on the way back, and I'm running out of conversation topics 🫠