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Benno

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I got kicked out of Ravenna. Had to move to the lagoon and build a more equitable society.

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Benno@benno.au · last wk.

With all this ALP leadership bullshit I bet it means we'll still have fucking Group Voting Tickets for this election. Fucking ALP learn the _right_ lessons as to why Dan Andrews was popular instead of immediately going back to your triangulatory bullshit and wondering why nobody likes you anymore.

Benno@benno.au · 3w ago

A version of “The Lost Boys” but it’s set in regional Australia and the vampires are hoons and it’s called “Fang It”.

Benno@benno.au · 3w ago

If I'm ever made God-Emperor of Earth I will mandate that a whole semester of high school be devoted to unpacking and understanding the entire cultural context of Spike Milligan's "Pakistani Daleks" sketch.

Benno@benno.au · 4w ago

I just noticed the distinct similarity in rough design between Count Binface's helmet and Klek de Poitrine's head. Same species of alien, perhaps?

Count Binface. Of note is that the "visor" of his helmet lights up, while his "mouth" is at human eye level.Klek de Poitrine, of the band Angine de Poitrine. Of note is that his eyes light up, and his "mouth" visibly has rather human-looking eyes looking out through it.
Benno@benno.au · 4w ago

I think it's beautiful that not only did the bullshit corruption not help but that the USA got taken out by a team wearing trans-flag-coded jerseys. #BELUSA

Benno@benno.au · last mo.

I just read an article about the aerodynamics of soccer balls that contained the term "drag crisis" which would be the absolute funniest thing to happen during a World Cup match.

Benno@benno.au · last mo.

I desperately need to believe that when the Catholic Church excommunicates people it works like it does in John Wick with rooms full of hot chicks with tattoos and teletype machines.

Benno@benno.au · last mo.

Hey @chrisjrn.fyi you should look for an album called Doublespeak by a group called Doublespeak. A group that consists of Vince Clarke (Depeche Mode, Yazoo, Erasure), Neil Arthur (Blancmange) and Benge.