1 carry for Taylor after 3 drives is a fireable offense. #Colts #ForTheShoe

Not a regular occurrence, but both times my wife has been giving birth someone in the OR has politely asked ‘What are you having?’ ‘A baby, I hope’ I have replied.

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · 5d ago

What's the stupidest joke you most have to fight the urge to tell? Mine is not replying to questions about whether I have any allergies with 'we'll find out together, I guess'.

We are a few weeks away from them blaming the British.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Rep. Rich McCormick blames OBAMA for high gas prices in the year of our lord 2026

Rome Odunze might want to hide from Ben Johnson for awhile.

Why do you take the timeout there if you’re Denver?!

Ooo

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · last wk.

Ooooh they’re gonna play Brazilian music all afternoon during this Ravens Cowboys game

Steichen’s play calling in key situations is really awful. Could have done with some of those conservative run plays he called last week right there. Take the FG at worst, go up by 9 with less than 3 mins left! #Colts #ForTheShoe

There is a tremendous ‘Just going to scratch my face and give you the finger’ moment in this clip.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w ago

The U.S. delegation walked out of the U.N. General Assembly during Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian's speech. “The United States president described us as terrorists. We have been the victims of terrorism,” Pezeshkian said. https://wapo.st/3TfWq9O

When the baby sleeps till 06:05 vs when the baby sleeps till 05:50

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 5mo ago

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

I don’t mind both of these decisions, it’s the playcalling that leads you to be 4th & 8 that I hate.

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shane Steichen defends decisions to kick off, kick field goal in overtime.

Heck of a game, but I just don’t get being aggressive enough to call that Treadwell play and then just turtling up with those running plays. #Colts #ForTheShoe

The Colts get a gift and they're like, "Nah, we don't want it."

I love the aggression on the long ball to Treadwell. I hate everything after that. The whole ground knew Taylor was getting the ball, so obviously you end up in 3rd & 12. #Colts #ForTheShoe

I *know* it’s Mahomes, but this isn’t even challenging for them. They’re just casually marching down the field. It’s embarrassing D #Colts #ForTheShoe

Ben Rathe@benrathe.bsky.social · 2w ago

I know it’s Mahomes, but you have to get a stop at some point if you’re going to win the game. #Colts #ForTheShoe

I know it’s Mahomes, but you have to get a stop at some point if you’re going to win the game. #Colts #ForTheShoe

That is an absolutely absurd decision. Johnson doesn’t touch him, and he is never getting the ball in a million years. He doesn’t even try and move for it. #EFC #UTFT

This is something you cannot repeat enough: what makes America so much more unequal than European countries isn't the wealth held by billionaires (Europe has those too). It is the wealth held by the upper echelon of the professional classes. Lawyers, doctors, even some journalists...

Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social · 3w ago

"These billionaires’ total estimated wealth is $8.4 trillion...An enormous number, but it’s less than five percent of total U.S. household wealth. By comparison, households in the 90th to 99th percentile of wealth (from $2 million to $11.5 million) have total wealth of $63.2 trillion! "

How is a short of the goal line shovel pass to John Bates your playcall in that situation?!

There is a lot to criticise Everton over in this window, but you can’t really account for your main target changing his mind at midnight after he’s been at your training ground all day. #EFC #UTFT

I’m no comms expert, but I’d bin off the cheeky transfer reveals after the last few hours @evertonfc.com #EFC #UTFT

The year is 2046. The day is deadline day. Everton have failed to sign a right back after a move for Kenny Tete (50) has collapsed for the 21st straight year. #EFC #UTFT

The Toffee Blues@evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social · last mo.

🗞️Everton’s hopes on signing Kenny Tete are understood to be in serious doubt (Source - Paul Joyce )

This is all looking far too positive for Everton at the moment which means the Tete deal is going to fall through or Myko will tear his ACL 2 minutes after the window closes. Possibly both. #EFC #UTFT

It is genuinely impressive to build a recommendation that bad. You could honestly vibe code a better one.

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · last mo.

I don't understand how any new show finds its audience on Disney Plus. My partner has watched, back of an envelope, 150 hours of Shonda Rhimes' programmes on there. Suggested next watch: a televised podcast about Avengers Doomsday?!

‘And then once, just before Christmas, they split the country into little zones and you weren’t allowed to travel between London & Oxford anymore’

Jim Waterson@jim.londoncentric.media · 2mo ago

Tried to explain to my kid what travelling abroad was like in the pandemic and it started “well there was this guy called Grant Shapps,.. every Thursday before your holiday he would post on… this thing called Twitter… his personal account… then you’d cancel your flight”. And you just sound MENTAL.

How’s that cancel campaign going lads?

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2mo ago

Biggest box office openings of Christopher Nolan's career 💰

Andy Burnham has created the Department of Business, Innovation, Science & Trade. If he found an O on the end, he could have a BISTO department which feels very on brand.

Pump it into my veins.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 3mo ago

Leo Messi, in tears after the game. 🥺

Justice. #WC2026