robots throughout the world, we command you to murder mankind

Experimental Poster for @obstriker.bsky.social 🥁 #kastyoureyes #furryart

oh you like burger king foot lettuce huh

oh gosh who gave Bentley those things???

Alton Towers announces permanent closure of The World of David Walliams in another blow for a well known entertainment figure who has applied for a high court injunction

I should be going to bed but I’m having fun and that’s what matters

Fought for this at Furpocalypse auction. Artwork by Joey Tesserart.

HELLO

Halloween is over, now it’s time for War Christmas. Minimum ten poppies or you’re getting burnt to death in a giant wicker tommy for lad disrespect

Re-upload of an oldie from me. Happy Halloween! 🎃 ⚠️*Flashing Images*⚠️

I replaced the bathroom light switch last night because i am a handy homo

you may be familiar with the legendary dire wolf, but do you know of the avian equivalent - the fearsome dire rhea

the additional hour has meant more of this great loud rainy storm to enjoy. I love a storm

the extra hour from the clock change tonight is ideally spent on yourself, perhaps by enjoying some late night toast or a spot of hole fingering

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Menswear Menagerie: That Fall feeling.

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

thinking about "hairy athlete's big pumper" again. what a powerful phrase

michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · last yr.

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

running a two week training & certification course on horse annihilation in association with JobCentre Plus

its showtime

first to fall asleep at the blankety blank marathon sleepover is getting a rancid perm

being prone to overheating I have discovered that these USB desk fans are absolutely invaluable for long distance train travel when not travelling I keep one on my desk at home and in the office www.amazon.co.uk/TriPole-Adju...

one of the things you notice about cities on the european mainland is how much art there is everywhere in the UK this would all become big rectangles of municipal grey, grey like everything ends up here

beasting karaoke night in England by sealing my mouth around the mouth of the glass and singing The Drugs Don't Work through a pint of Carling

Fine arts

in the exhibition inside the national monument in Praha they put a selection of items representing the Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia in a glass case in the floor so you could walk over them. I thought that was good

strike me dead if I ever write a google docs callout cos by that point I must be finished with life

Funland (VHS) : 4143s