Is concrete a liquid or a solid?

The owl is awake.

i think about this early pandemic meme at least once a week

Bark and beers

Fun fact: I was the first "person" in Countdown history to find a swear word in every letters round

VRChat made me lose my kidney

Count Olaf from A Series of Unfortunate Events and Olaf from Frozen are the same person

Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.

makin potions in the toilet...... tincture of poo

After playing electric for ages it's always hard going back to acoustic guitar Those 13s are hitting lmao

VICE should do a documentary about me

"Break Free" by Disha Dua

people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona

I’m not sure if I’m finished this yet but I’m happy enough to share it!! I’m visiting Glasgow twice (!!) in the next month and a little idea I might expand into a triptych given how I feel… 130 years of being shoogled round the subway and I love doing a limited palette so… here you go!! #furryart

Is it too early in the year for me to say that christmas is ruined

Regrettably "My cloaca!" is now a part of my Vocal Stim Database

they call me the taxidermist the way I stuff beavers

I had a vision

The trees hate me because they know I'm going to outlive all of them

yearning is a science 🌌

how tf are you meant to tame a brat I don't wanna be like "I'll kick your ass" or whatever but yknow

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers

I still feel bad about killing Blue's Raticate

It's Umbreon o'clock somewhere #pokemon

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

Halo parody where the main dude is Bastard Chief

They call me the owl cause I'm uh,,

I've been known to put the "petty" in "petty criminal"

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi