@bentofaxmachine.bsky.social

link click and detco and dorktown fan. i'll talk nerdy baseball and linguistics shit with you if you'd like. you will find some fics at ao3 under the same username. eng an jp

my sister has lowkey been gaslighting me about our car being fucked and it turns out it needs like 3k usd in repairs... feeling vindicated as fuck but 3k in repairs did I really win 😭😭😭

opened up someones twitter acc the other day bc I was curios what ppl have been up to but I forgot tweets ar ejust organized by popularity now and the amount of 'discourse' I saw. will never be doing that again thats for sure

advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs