Well this is terrific. If you start reading NOW in the UK, the date at the beginning and end will both be correct.

Lisa DeBruine@debruine.bsky.social · yesterday

Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...

Thunder! Oh please, oh please, oh please...

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check out these Beastie Boy cards at www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch

Yes I acknowledge it makes sense in context but “I need my car to meet criminals” is now my favourite basis for an attempted exceptional hardship plea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I still have this in my kitchen from the 1976 drought. The adult version was, "Save water, bath with a friend." I feel like, beyond the hosepipe ban, we're not getting much messaging around saving water during this drought.

Petition to make Fab lollies the other way up, thus saving the best bit to last

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Picture of my cat and I attempting to remove (and eat, in one of our cases) a house fly buzzing around the bedroom last night

*blowing on a dandelion clock* I wish I didn't have so many dandelions in the garden

Emoo

National Trust@nationaltrust.org.uk · 3d ago

When you adopt the "If I can't see them, they can't see me" strategy in a video call...

My back's been playing up so I laid on the floor to do my physio and I live here now

Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you

James Ball@jamesrball.com · 3d ago

Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you

I was at a palaeontology event last weekend and the experts were unequivocal about the fact we're well into the sixth great extinction event. But this will be the first where a species caused it, is aware it's happening and failed to introduce measures that could have prevented it.

Glitter Jedi Fellina@glitterjedi.bsky.social · 4d ago

“Things are going to get worse. This is the new extinction. We are in terrible, terrible trouble and the longer we wait to do something about it, the worse it is going to get." #ClimateCrisis #ExtinctionLevelEmergency www.vox.com/2019/4/12/18...

Did this, though

Berry@berryh.bsky.social · 4d ago

*to the tune of I don't want to set the world on fire* 🎵 I don't want to do a thing todaaaaay I just want to sit alone in my pants 🎶

*to the tune of I don't want to set the world on fire* 🎵 I don't want to do a thing todaaaaay I just want to sit alone in my pants 🎶

Berry@berryh.bsky.social · 4d ago

Would it really, cosmically speaking, make a jot of difference if I did bugger all today (until I go to see Spider-Man)?

Would it really, cosmically speaking, make a jot of difference if I did bugger all today (until I go to see Spider-Man)?

I still love this one... 😄

Watching Masters Of The Universe and wondering just how much the Director of Photography used the word "oversaturated"

I'm off the booze for a bit. What are your favourite non-alcoholic pub drinks? Not super keen on sweet drinks or paying the same as beer!

Move to abolish the abhorrent term "higher-ups" for senior managers and replace it with "up the stairs mister" # FallFriday

Rare duck-billed dinosaur tracks in Tumbler Ridge help tell story of ancient delta. The tracks are believed be the most northerly discovered on record & the only ones of their age in Canada. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #palaeontology #CdnSci #Science #SciChat

Rare duck-billed dinosaur tracks in Tumbler Ridge help tell story of ancient delta, says earth scientist | CBC News

In 1988, earth scientist Guy Plint was conducting sedimentary studies around Tumbler Ridge, examining 86-million-year-old formations, when, unbeknownst to him, he unearthed duck-billed dinosaur tracks...

cbc.ca

No one needs another single woman weighing in on the basket fella debate, but yes, obviously

I beg your pardon?

Narrator: But despite her pleas, it did not rain that day, nor any other

Berry@berryh.bsky.social · 6d ago

Come on, rain clouds, you can do it. Squeeeeeze!

A Righteous Brother: "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips" Me: "Hold it right there, mister, there's only one way you'd know that"

Come on, rain clouds, you can do it. Squeeeeeze!

Tail end of the Buck Moon

What I say when my lizard flatmate leaves the milk out of the fridge again

Absolutely zero deference to heatwaves

I don't often sneak outside to water the plants under the cover of twilight in a vest top that's frankly NSFW without a bra, but when I do, half the damn street stops to talk to me