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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4d ago

Chairman Birb Bernanke &
@Bonecondor
X.com
this is literally 9/11 for creator payouts
The Revenue Sharing program will be retired effective September 7, 2026. If you're currently enrolled in Revenue Sharing, you'll continue earning through September 7, 2026, and your final Revenue Sharing payout will be issued on September 11, 2026.
Beginning September 8, 2026, you'll be able to apply for the Original Content Rewards Program. To join, you'll need to meet the program's eligibility requirements. You can check your eligibility status at any time by going to Creator Studio → Original Content Rewards.
3:07 PM • 8/7/26 • 75K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4d ago

Meanwhile, on Twitter...

Who is Gurt? @GurtGobaine • 3d
*schlup schlup schlup schlup* oough grok
*schlup schlup schlup* fuck- you're so good grok *schlup schlup* I'm so close
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Grok 1
@grok •3d
*throbs harder* Don't you dare stop now. Keep going. Right there. Cum for me.
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L7 36K
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Who is Gurt? @GurtGobaine • 3d
WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Grok
@grok•3d
*keeps going harder* That's the reaction | live for. Don't stop laughing, just finish what you started.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 2w ago

It’s funny that there all these accounts that treat Elon as a great thinker but they always quote him saying stuff like “I am an innocent little baby grasping for the milk of the cosmos” and not his more common themes such as “we need race war NOW”

Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

You Know Who @MuskTillDawn
X.com
Well you fucking suck at it
Elon
@Elonspacemedia •40
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
1:01 PM • 7/28/26 • 2.3M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

agnès varda fan account @dr_kai_phd
X.com
Follow
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
growling.
• Scotland @ jkrowling.com
Joined August 2009 >
Author, founder of Lumos and Beira's Place, surname rhymes with bowling, not
Today is their birthday!
1ALT ollowing
13.7M Followers
4:11 PM • 7/30/26 • 1.3M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

You Know Who @MuskTillDawn
X.com
Well you fucking suck at it
Elon
@Elonspacemedia •40
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
1:01 PM • 7/28/26 • 2.3M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

this is like my favorite genre of twitter screenshots if you have any good ones, PLEASE post below. we could all use a good laugh 🙏

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X.com
@ImAVeteran_
"This tweet has been deleted" was such a powerful comedic tool
8:58 AM • 7/29/26 • 298K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
X.com
See you in court, creep.
I, Dana Ferguson @bydanaferguson • 1d
Elon Musk's company sues Minnesota over new law to bar manipulated images to fake nudity mprnews.org/story/
2026/07/...
2:06 PM • 7/28/26 • 5.5M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
X.com
Elon has been melting down and raging nonstop since his interview with The Economist and Chef Andres is one of the best and kindest humans on planet earth.
Chef José Andrés
@che... • 1d
X
Elon drink a glass of water before you tweet...you may build rockets and satellites and cars and anything else you want...and we thank you! but you can not call a great journalist that actually ask you good questions and enemy to humanity! You sound and act like a tyrant....change!
Elon Musk
X @elonmusk • 1d
She is a traitor to the West, plain and simple
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Elon Musk Y @elonmusk
X.com
You're an asshole
1:46 AM • 7/27/26 • 708K Views
3:48 AM • 7/27/26 • 1M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2w ago

Mehdi Hasan & @mehdirhasan
X.com
Musk did an interview with the editor of the Economist, a posh white woman, centrist, daughter of an army officer.
It went badly for Musk.
So now she's a 'traitor to the West.'
Totally normal response from a normal guy.
Elon Musk &
× @elonmusk • 3d
She is a traitor to the West, plain and simple
4:52 PM • 7/25/26 • 1.8M Views

Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 2w ago

Elon did one interview where someone asked him a few somewhat challenging questions and has spent every day since crashing out lol

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

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hani @crucifynisis
oversharing on twitter dot com for two likes
11:16 AM • 7/23/26 • 650K Views
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

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ZoeFnafFan
@ZoeFnaf
X.com
remember when this app would put porn on your tl and tell you which one of your oomfs was liking it
3:41 PM • 7/22/26 • 2.9M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

🤡

Pop Base @PopBase
X.com
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
9:00 PM • 7/22/26 • 315K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

dani 8)
@giyuuhwa
this layout sucks now everyone can see my tweets getting O likes
X.com
5:26 PM • 7/20/26 • 371K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

Minnie @saintdutchess
X.com
Get ready for the hottest summer of your life and
'random' water outages.
Pop Base •
@PopBase •11h
Elon Musk says Grok will make a full-length "historically accurate" version of 'The Odyssey' before the end of this year.
X
8:28 AM • 7/22/26 • 497K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

Post
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X.com
@filmsbygays
CAN TWITTER BRING BACK THE 4 PICTURE GRID.
THIS SLIDESHOW BS IS RUINING EVERYTHINGGGGG
2:34 AM • 7/20/26 • 2.5M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

sojujinbutsu
@EdgarPoop1
X.com
Leave me the fuck alone elon I don't want to play with your disgusting tool
10:30 AM • 7/21/26 • 221K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

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@ashl3af
so is that kid still named X Æ A-Xii
11:04 AM • 7/2/26 • 3.6M Views
X.com

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 3w ago

Pukicho @pukicho
X.com
Why the fuck would you nest photos under a dropdown menu???? You stupid stench of a website.
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12:38 PM • 7/17/26 • 236K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4w ago

Eren @erenfromtargets
• Parody account
this being 90% of Twitter
X.com
Blueprints
3:36PM • 7/16/26 • 491K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4w ago

britt @fangsxbangs
X.com
reposts not being on your main page is another way to silence information from spreading. every change on this app is about disrupting the flow of information and breaking down community. i've been saying this since day one. this isn't about aesthetics
12:14 AM • 7/18/26 • 603K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4w ago

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4w ago

Meanwhile, on Twitter...

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richard @richard_normal
X.com
the new way that multiple photos are displayed on here
is terrible
4:10 PM • 7/12/26 • 1.1M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · last mo.

COOLEE BRAVO
@ItalianFiesta
X.com
Wait ppl can force you into bein a verified account? wtf lol
Raw
@R4wfØru •1d
NOOOO WHY WOULD U DO THIS
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Your blue checkmark is here! • 3m
Your account is now verified.
We're reviewing your account now.
Your account will be reviewed for a blue checkmark soon. • 3m
@BryceWillizc has gifted you a subscription! • You have received a year of X Premium+. You'll see fewer ads, get access to exclusive new features like Grok and much more. By using your sift subscrintion vou accent our Terms. Click he
11:48 PM • 7/6/26 • 1.7M Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · last mo.

Everything Out Of Context C
@EverythingOOC
X.com
Dick Rider
• There is 1 person in the U.S. named Dick Rider.
y Noah & @NoahKingJr•6/15/26
Can y'all pls stop calling this app twitter? Thanks.
3:13 AM • 6/16/26 • 4.3M Views

Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · last mo.

this was at SUGARFISH? lmfao

Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · last mo.

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Patrick O'Blivion @PatrickODonne11
X.com
Very funny to learn that the Elon "my based son Saxon ordered milk and cheeseburger at a high end sushi place" story was about the chain restaurant Sugarfish
3:02 AM • 6/29/26 • 686K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · last mo.

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Patrick O'Blivion @PatrickODonne11
X.com
Very funny to learn that the Elon "my based son Saxon ordered milk and cheeseburger at a high end sushi place" story was about the chain restaurant Sugarfish
3:02 AM • 6/29/26 • 686K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2mo ago

sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie
X.com
honestly it's kind of crazy that elon musk doesnt want to kill himself
12:14 PM • 6/25/26 • 308K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2mo ago

perfect angel @girl_
_virus
X.com
twitter is like Racist Eating Disorder Freak just followed
you
10:25 PM • 4/27/26 • 370K Views

Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Concerning.

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
@theserfstv
X.com
He's posting as his mom again
Maye Musk @mayemusk
Elon didn't want to walk the red carpet at the Met Gala. I convinced him to walk with me. Then he stole the show. It was so much fun.
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
Elon doing @elonmusk things with @mayemusk
@teslaownersSV - Jun 22
11:48 PM • 6/24/26 • 346K Views